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Albert Einstein
When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute-and it's longer than any hour. That's relativity.
Albert Einstein
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William Shakespeare
Women speak two languages - one of which is verbal.
William Shakespeare
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Oscar Wilde
Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends up blocking his retreat.
Oscar Wilde
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Oscar Wilde
A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
Oscar Wilde
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I prefer the word "homemaker" because "housewife" always implies that there may be a wife someplace else
Bella Abzug
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Chauncey Depew
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.
Chauncey Depew
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Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Charlotte Whitton
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Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
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Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.
Sharon Stone
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Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right, instantly
Thomas Haliburton
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Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other women
Elsa Schiaparelli
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Laurence Peter
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
Laurence Peter
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When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.
Gail Sheehy
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Sigmund Freud
A woman should soften but not weaken a man.
Sigmund Freud
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Lenny Bruce
Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time ... they're gone
Lenny Bruce
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Sigmund Freud
The great question that has never been answered and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my 30 years of research into the feminine soul, is: What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud
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Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.
Author Unknown
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Women like silent men. They think they're listening.
Marcel Achard
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Mae West
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points.
Mae West
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Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
Author Unknown
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Madeline Albright
here is a special place in hell for women who do not help other women.
Madeline Albright
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They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
Author Unknown
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If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Aristotle Onassis
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Men will always delight in a woman whose voice is lined with velvet.
Brendan Francis
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A woman wears her tears like jewelry.
Author Unknown
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All women are basically in competition with each other for a handful of eligible men.
Mignon McLaughlin
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
Author Unknown
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Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Author Unknown
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Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
Author Unknown
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