51 Total Quotes

Simpson Quotes

Matt Groening
I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun
Matt Groening
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Dan Castellaneta
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman
Dan Castellaneta
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Dan Castellaneta
Marge, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it?
Dan Castellaneta
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Nancy Cartwright
I think its ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas
Nancy Cartwright
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Matt Groening
Me fail english? Thats unpossible.
Matt Groening
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Dan Castellaneta
I won't lie to you, fatherhood isn't easy like motherhood
Dan Castellaneta
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Dan Castellaneta
Where is Bart, anyway? His dinner is getting all cold and eaten
Dan Castellaneta
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Dan Castellaneta
This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.
Dan Castellaneta
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Dan Castellaneta
Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
Dan Castellaneta
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Dan Castellaneta
Lets just plop them in front of the TV. I was raised in front of the TV and I turned out TV
Dan Castellaneta
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Dan Castellaneta
Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?
Dan Castellaneta
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Dan Castellaneta
I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!
Dan Castellaneta
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Dan Castellaneta
Alright Brain...Its all up to you.
Dan Castellaneta
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Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.
Homer Simpson
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Dan Castellaneta
If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers
Dan Castellaneta
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Dan Castellaneta
Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos
Dan Castellaneta
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Dan Castellaneta
Do you want the job done right, or do you want it done fast?
Dan Castellaneta
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Dan Castellaneta
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
Dan Castellaneta
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Carnies built this country, the carnival part of it anyway.
Homer Simpson
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Dan Castellaneta
Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen
Dan Castellaneta
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Marge! Look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just sitting in some guy's boat!
Homer Simpson
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That was a tough spot for Simpson.
Jerry Narron
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Mr. Simpson, who is the real O.J.?
Michael Brewer
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Dan Castellaneta
It is better to watch things then to do them.
Dan Castellaneta
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O.J. Simpson always said he didn't do it.
Johnnie Cochran
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Dan Castellaneta
Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get.
Dan Castellaneta
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Dan Castellaneta
Marge, it's 3 AM. Shouldn't you be cooking or something?
Dan Castellaneta
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Dan Castellaneta
Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.
Dan Castellaneta
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Dan Castellaneta
Excuse me Doctor, I think I now a little something about medicine
Dan Castellaneta
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Dan Castellaneta
Marge, old people don't need companionship, they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients can be obtained from them...
Dan Castellaneta
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