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[<i class=fine>about a workshop on relationships</i>] <br /> <strong>Joan</strong>: Men and women - sharing, working out their hate. <br /> <strong>Debbie</strong>: I'm sick of hating. I mean, God, Joan. I don't think I have any hate left. <br /> <strong>Joan</strong>: Yes you do - you just don't know it. <br />
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<strong>Kyle-Lee</strong>: Why are you doin this man? It's just a game. <br /> <strong>Shep</strong>: Not to me. <br />
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<strong>Peina</strong>: Mankind has striven to exist beyond good and evil, from the beginning. And you know what they found? Me. <br />
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<strong>Bernadette</strong>: You've got to be ****ing joking! <br />
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<strong>Wayne</strong>: Why do you want to get out early anyway? What are you going to do with yourself? <br /> <strong>Sebastian Cole</strong>: Well, get a haircut, pay taxes, die. <br />
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<strong>The Black Hangman</strong>: To police officers and government agents: Greetings from the Schwarze Henker! In the interest of the New Order, I am here to eliminate your war production heads. There is nothing you can do to stop me. Heil! <br />
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<strong>Tetsuo</strong>: What did you people do to my head? <br />
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[<i class=fine>Iago is powering a mystic device by footpower</i>] <br /> <strong>Iago</strong>: With all due respect, Your Rottenness, couldn't we just wait for a *real* storm? <br /> <strong>Jafar</strong>: Save your breath, Iago. Faster! <br /> <strong>Iago</strong>: Yes, O Mighty Evil One. <br />
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<strong>Aladdin</strong>: [<i class=fine>talking about the 40 thieves</i>] Well, they have no where to go. We got 'em trapped. <br /> <strong>Iago</strong>: WE? They are 40 thieves! We are you, a rug, a monkey and me. Wait, don't count me. <br />
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<strong>Frank Miller</strong>: A horse is a horse. <br /> <strong>James Humphrey</strong>: Of course. <br /> <strong>Alferd Packer</strong>: Of course. <br />
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<strong>Alfie</strong>: In a flash I have my new year's resolution - aim higher. <br />
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<strong>Anna</strong>: Sophie's sweet caress showed me the way. I had to break the vicious circle. If not, Johan and I would end up like Pierre and Sophie, lonely and bitter, spitting harsh words at each other, forever seeking comfort in strangers. <br />
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<strong>Miss Claudia Caswell</strong>: Tell me this, do they have auditions for television? <br /> <strong>Addison DeWitt</strong>: That's, uh, all television is, my dear, nothing but auditions. <br />
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<strong>Sam Weaver</strong>: When he buried the boy, you know what he put on the marker? Hear a father's heart lies buried. A man with no heart makes a bad enemy. <br />
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<strong>Apartment Victim</strong>: [<i class=fine>Arsenio Hall has been on the receiving end of a wrong number for the same person three times in a row, and is getting frustrated</i>] There ain't no ****in' Thelma here! The ***** don't LIVE here! <br /> [<i class=fine>pause</i>] <br /> <strong>Apartment Victim</strong>: **** you, too, man! <br />
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<strong>Son of the Invisible Man</strong>: Ever seen a shirt make a phone call? OOoohhh... <br />
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[<i class=fine>on what it's like to play in Nashville</i>] <br /> <strong>Eric Scealf</strong>: You do it for yourself. You do it to nurture your soul. You do it 'cause you have to do it. <br />
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[<i class=fine>Matt and Sheila are hiding on a mountain-top</i>] <br /> <strong>Matt Helm</strong>: We have a long wait ahead of us, so let's get comfortable <br /> <strong>Sheila Sommers</strong>: [<i class=fine>suggestively</i>] How comfortable? <br /> <strong>Matt Helm</strong>: It's broad daylight! <br /> <strong>Sheila Sommers</strong>: What's the matter with a broad in the daylight? <br />
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<strong>Jose Ortega</strong>: [<i class=fine>toasting</i>] Cheers! <br /> <strong>Francesca Madeiros</strong>: [<i class=fine>also toasting</i>] Skoal! <br /> <strong>Matt Helm</strong>: Sure it's cold. It's got ice in it. <br />
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<strong>Jim Olmeyer</strong>: Hello! We're your neighbors from two doors down and we just wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood! <br /> [<i class=fine>handing the Colonel a gift basket</i>] <br /> <strong>Jim &#34;JB&#34; Berkely</strong>: Everything's from our garden, except for the pasta. <br /> <strong>Jim Olmeyer</strong>: Yes, it's from Fizzoli's, it's amazingly fresh, you just pop it in water and it's done! I'm Jim Olmeyer <br /> [<i class=fine>shakes the Colonel's hand</i>] <br /> <strong>Jim Olmeyer</strong>: And this is my partner Jim. <br /> <strong>Jim &#34;JB&#34; Berkely</strong>: Jim Berkely, but people call me J.B. <br /> [<i class=fine>extends his hand to shake</i>] <br /> <strong>Colonel Frank Fitts</strong>: Ah, let's just cut to it, what are you selling? <br /> <strong>Jim Olmeyer</strong>: Nothing, we just wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood. <br /> <strong>Colonel Frank Fitts</strong>: You said you're partners, so, uh what's your business? <br /> <strong>Jim Olmeyer</strong>: Well, he's a tax attorney. <br /> <strong>Jim &#34;JB&#34; Berkely</strong>: And he's an anesthesiologist. <br />
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<strong>Teenager in car</strong>: [<i class=fine>to Terry</i>] Is that you in that beautiful car? Geez, what a waste of machinery! <br />
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<strong>A. J. MacInerney</strong>: Excuse me, sir, where are you going? <br /> <strong>President Andrew Shepherd</strong>: I'm going over to her house. I'm going to stand outside her door until she let's me in, and I'm not leaving 'til I get her back. <br /> <strong>A. J. MacInerney</strong>: How are you going to do that, sir? <br /> <strong>President Andrew Shepherd</strong>: Well, I haven't worked that out yet, but I'm sure groveling will be involved. <br />
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<strong>Evelyn Williams</strong>: What about the past? <br /> <strong>Patrick Bateman</strong>: We never really shared one. <br />
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<strong>Patrick Bateman</strong>: [<i class=fine>voiceover</i>] As we arrive at Espace I'm on the verge of tears as I'm certain we won't get a decent table. But we do; relief washes over me in an awesome wave. <br />
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<strong>Papa Mousekewitz</strong>: You are calling for a Fillie Mousekewitz, right? Tell my daugther his name is Fillie and not Fievel. <br /> <strong>Tony Toponi</strong>: His name's Fillie. <br /> <strong>Papa Mousekewitz</strong>: You see? <br /> <strong>Tony Toponi</strong>: ...and Fievel. <br /> <strong>Papa Mousekewitz</strong>: And Fievel... and Fievel? <br /> <strong>Tanya Mousekewitz</strong>: Papa. <br /> <strong>Papa Mousekewitz</strong>: No, there are many Fievel Mouskewitzes in New York, maybe thousands! It could still be another Fievel Mousekewitz. <br /> <strong>Mama Mousekewitz</strong>: No, Papa. Look. <br /> [<i class=fine>Holds up Fievel's hat</i>] <br />
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<strong>Fievel Mousekewitz</strong>: But that's impossible! I'll never find my fam... <br /> <strong>Henri</strong>: Ah, ah, ah, ah! Never say never! Now say that! Go on! <br />
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<strong>Gussie Mausheimer</strong>: Money is not everything. I know, because I have money and I have everything. <br />
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<strong>Evelyn Harper</strong>: Believe me, darling, spending time with one's children is very overrated.
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<strong>Benjamin Disraeli</strong>: [On his political success] I've climbed to the top of the greasy pole.
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<strong>Eleanor Waldorf</strong>: This is your family now, get with the program and fast.
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