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Families should not be deceived, ... [These] shows all contain crude and raunchy dialogue with sex-themed jokes and foul language. Even worse is the fact that Hollywood is peddling its filth to families with cartoons.
Brent Bozell
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George Bernard Shaw
New opinions often appear first as jokes and fancies, then as blasphemies and treason, then as questions open to discussion, and finally as established truths.
George Bernard Shaw
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Al Franken
The Truth (With Jokes),
Al Franken
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Most jokes state a bitter truth
Larry Gelbart
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There's a sense of spontaneity, and no emphasis on jokes in this show. People generally talk the way they talk in life if you were in this particular situation.
Larry David
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A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener's mind. You start him off toward a plausible goal, and then by a sudden twist you land him nowhere at all or just where he didn't expect to go.
Max Eastman
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kept on talking and talking, you couldn't contain him, an avalanche of friendly phrases and jokes. I finally felt an almost physical consolation, warmth that I had forgotten for some time.
Giuliana Sgrena
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I guess I'm like Roger Miller who used to say that he didn't have as many jokes as he thought he did.
Glen Campbell
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A number of the jokes were taken out of context or they were misunderstood,
George Innes
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Robert Frost
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
Robert Frost
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Shaun Alexander
We were all talking and cracking jokes, then all of a sudden there's a big bang. We all got tossed around inside a little bit. It was a little of a wakeup call for all of us.
Shaun Alexander
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Anyone heard any good monopolist jokes lately?
Scott McNealy
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Winston Churchill
A joke is a very serious thing
Winston Churchill
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frank sexual discussions and tell colorful jokes and stories (and even make expressive gestures) as part of the creative process.
and City
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Ludwig Wittgenstein
A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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Dylan Moran
You achieve the surreal jokes through the realism by making it elastic.
Dylan Moran
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Dylan Thomas
I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we don't know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don't care that we don't.
Dylan Thomas
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Tina Fey
I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.
Tina Fey
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The primary form of harassment that we're seeing is actually non-contact: it tends to be remarks, gestures and jokes. But the fact that one-third of college students are experiencing some form of physical harassment is certainly a concern.
Elena Silva
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He was mischievous, determined to make you laugh. They could be stale jokes, lousy jokes, but his delivery was always timely.
David Anderson
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The reactions you get from the kids are really special. I try to be light and crack jokes. I'm always a little bit goofy around kids; that's my personality. To me, that's great. You've got to break the ice.
Willie Randolph
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Lord Byron
A man must serve his time to every trade / Save censure - critics all are ready made. / Take hackneyed jokes from Miller, got by rote,/ With just enough of learning to misquote.
Lord Byron
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I've heard all the jokes,
Bryan Robinson
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Customers make jokes all the time about taking out a loan to get to work. It's ridiculous, I don't understand why we have to pay such outrageous prices.
Brittany Rogers
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Big time, ... I’m always ready for TV. I don’t have to edit my jokes — when you work clean, you can work anywhere.
Gabriel Iglesias
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He loved to tell bad jokes.
Charlie Young
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It was good to see some fresh faces. It's refreshing, because they don't know the old jokes. You can give them old material and they're eating it up.
Mike O'Connor
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I am all for jokes, I am all for laughter.
Bhagwan Rajneesh
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Bill Gates
Anyone here hear any good lawyer jokes lately?
Bill Gates
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Bill Gates
Anybody here heard any good lawyer jokes recently?
Bill Gates
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