54 Total Quotes

Joke Quotes

We used to joke that more stories were written about reverse mortgages than loans originated.
Bronwyn Belling
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George Bernard Shaw
Mark Twain and I are in the same position. We have put things in such a way as to make people, who would otherwise hang us, believe that we are joking.
George Bernard Shaw
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Chuck Palahniuk
It does not matter. The joke is we all have the same punch line.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Charlie Manuel
I don't even want to talk about that. That's a joke. If he just plays like he's been playing, he doesn't need that put into his head. If he keeps that same demeanor, he'll be all right.
Charlie Manuel
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A symphony is no joke.
Johannes Brahms
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"Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes
Stephen Wright
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It all came out as kind of a joke when someone told me, 'You won't have a ship in this port for six months. My response, with a lot of bravado, was we'll be back at 70 percent within six months.
Gary LaGrange
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Everyone's in on the joke as it were,
Shawn Michaels
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Billy Connolly
I'm sure everyone in this room has been told a joke about that subject. I have many times and I've laughed, even though they are horrifying and shocking. . . . I think there's no boundary at all, whether it's that subject or another.
Billy Connolly
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Sophia Loren
She made it like a joke. She made it sound like it was really nothing and tomorrow it was going to pass,
Sophia Loren
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Now it's for real. It's no joke now.
Seth Greenberg
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He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.
Earl Wilson
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We want this thing killed. This is a joke, and the sad thing is, we're paying for it.
Doug Martin
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Jay Leno
or even if he was killed. But the joke worked and that was all that mattered to me.
Jay Leno
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Robert Louis Balfour Stevenson
You could read Kant by yourself, if you wanted; but you must share a joke with some one else
Robert Louis Balfour Stevenson
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Existentialists are monumentally and monotonously serious; they don't like to joke.
Wislawa Szymborska
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The joke used to be that a thug with a long police record could show up, run the 40 in 4.4 seconds and be a high draft choice. But that's not always the case anymore.
Conley Duncan
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There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them.
Werner Heisenberg
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It was just a boy's name, ... Even in the movie, (the name Madison is) a joke. She named herself after Madison Avenue. But that's where it comes from.
Kent Evans
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I joke that I stepped out into the United States every morning, and I came home to Mexico.
Daniel Carrera
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I used to joke that it was an off week for me,
Jeff Ulbrich
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I think it's just a joke.
Jim Davies
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When it comes to Spam, ... we get the joke.
Julie Craven
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It's a joke - a bad joke, but a joke.
Julian Kurtz
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Desegregation is a joke.
Nina Simone
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Ross Perot was a rich joke, ... I am a very poor man but serious. We are in serious business.
Tommy Lapid
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The penalty was a joke and I would question is it right for the President of the IFA to confront an official during a match?
Tommy Wright
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Here at the shop we joke that none of us would know how to cast if the wind stopped blowing.
Travis Wolfe
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It's pretty hard to make me laugh, and sometimes they wouldn't pitch me a joke, they would do the joke. And if it wasn't funny, I wouldn't put it in. But more often than not, when they really thought it was enough to ruin a take, it was a good joke. And Eric is a great writer, so he was always giving other people jokes, too. You want that. There was a great camaraderie on the set.
Troy Miller
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It actually began as a joke.
Sam Carroll
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