458 Total Quotes

Humorous Quotes Page 5

I usually try to quote myself, but my editor ends up correcting my punctuation.
Greg Gazin
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Francis Bacon
Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is
Francis Bacon
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Nothing in man is more serious than his sense of humor; it is the sign that he wants all the truth.
Mark Doren
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She's got a great sense of humor. And, she's got a great sense of pride. She always wants to do for herself. Here she is, 100 years old, and she's still doing for herself.
Margaret Williams
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We listened more closely to our male and female drinkers. We're continually raising the bar on humor, and you find you can deliver humor and tell our stories in many different ways.
Marlene Coulis
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We do not take humor seriously enough
Konrad Lorenz
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Marilyn Monroe
People had a habit of looking at me as if I were some kind of mirror instead of a person. They didn't see me, they saw their own lewd thoughts, then they white-masked themselves by calling me the lewd one.
Marilyn Monroe
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It's a very savage kind of humor, it comes out of a great deal of pain.
Martin Scorsese
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Lance Bass
You've got to have a sense of humor to keep your sanity.
Lance Bass
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We also share a bold spirit and wry sense of humor.
Mary Bailey
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Quick note here: if this crush-slash-swooning stuff is hard for you to stomach, if you’ve never had a similar experience, then you should come to grips with the fact that you’ve got a TV dinner for a heart and might want to consider climbing inside a microwave and turning it on high for at least an hour, which if you do consider only goes to show what kind of idiot you truly are because microwaves are way too small for anyone, let alone you, to climb into.
Mark Danielewski
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One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.
Larry Gelbart
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The war in Iraq is one of those issues, and Hurricane Katrina is another. Where do you find the humor? We go to the people handling it, such as Bush and Michael Brown, who headed the Federal Emergency Management Agency.
Mark Eaton
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It's very lively. It has a great dance feeling, great humor with squeaking, cackling clarinets. ... It builds to an ecstasy of all-out wild playing.
Leon Hyman
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It was a hit because of the morals and humor of a great Midwestern guy.
Lee Mendelson
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Probably it is impossible for humor to be ever a revolutionary weapon. Candide can do little more than generate irony.
Lionel Trilling
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When you say a friend has a sense of humor do you mean that he makes you laugh, or that he can make you laugh?
Max Frisch
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I've seen forms of miracles absolutely. I've seen people who have given up, try again, have a sense of humor, care again. Sometimes I say nothing and Chester will do it all or the person will confide in Chester as if I'm not even there.
Lisa Waugaman
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Everybody enjoys being around him. He's got a great sense of humor and can always make people laugh.
Jeff Tedford
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We tried to approach the whole thing with a bit of humor. We need to be able to laugh at ourselves.
Jeffrey Brown
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One should never risk a joke, even of the mildest and most unexceptional charters, except among people of culture and wit.
Jean Bruyere
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He was a good guy. He was very good at what he did. He had a good sense of humor.
Jeffrey Skilling
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Robertson Davies
The love of truth lies at the root of much humor
Robertson Davies
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Robert Frost
All the fun's in how you say a thing
Robert Frost
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If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor.
Jennifer Jones
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Robin Williams
My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
Robin Williams
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Robin Williams
Ah...so many pedestrians, so little time...
Robin Williams
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Robin Williams
You'll notice that Bush never speaks when Cheiney is drinking water, check that shit out.
Robin Williams
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Robin Williams
But only in their dreams can men be truly free It was always thus and always thus will be.
Robin Williams
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The hall-mark of American humor is its pose of illiteracy.
Ronald Knox
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