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Ben Crenshaw
[Among these players, fierce competitiveness is a given. But rather than being an obstacle to closeness, it can be the glue, as long as it's mixed with admiration, humor and good chemistry.] Everybody always wants to win, but it's never a problem among the people who make you feel like you did when you were all kids just playing a game, ... There can be no room for jealousy if there is true friendship.
Ben Crenshaw
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There have to be some boundaries. The butt of the joke cannot be God or the prophet or the religion itself. I'm very careful about sacrilegious humor. I'm not a shock comic who's going to do something that will inflame Muslims.
Azhar Usman
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Mother Nature visualized brilliance in everything; but surly was drunk when she created the liberal.
Greg Evans
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Henry Ward Beecher
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs-jolted by every pebble in the road.
Henry Ward Beecher
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Comedy is a tragedy plus time.
Carol Burnett
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A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.
Fredrich
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A jest often decides matters of importance more effectual and happily than seriousness.
Horace
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Samuel Johnson
I am a great friend to public amusements, for they keep the people from vice.
Samuel Johnson
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Francois VI Duc de La Rochefoucauld
Fortune and humor govern the world.
Francois VI Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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Francois VI Duc de La Rochefoucauld
The happiness or unhappiness of men depends as much on their humors as on fortune.
Francois VI Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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Plato
Even the gods love jokes.
Plato
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Humor is, I think, the sublets and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely not accidental that there are a thousand novelists, essayists, poets or journalists for each humorist. It is a long, long time between James Thurbers
Leo Rosten
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The right honorable gentlemen is indebted to his memory for his jokes and his imagination for his facts.
Richard Brinsley Sheridan
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Jonathan Swift
What some people invent the rest enlarge.
Jonathan Swift
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Humor -- the perfect relationship of the parts to the whole.
Author Unknown
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Humor is a whisper from the soul, imploring mind and body to relax, let go and be at peace again.
Author Unknown
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Isn't it sad how some people can't be funny, so they have to settle for being obnoxious?
Author Unknown
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Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth -- a sense of humor.
Author Unknown
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Where ever you find humor, you find pathos close by it side.
Edwin P. Whipple
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Mae West
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
Mae West
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Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME!
Author Unknown
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Laugh at yourself once in a while; give yourself a break.
Greg Evans
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If there is anything a _ _ _ _ _ hates it's a drooping mustache
Evan Esar
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Marilyn Monroe
I'm trying to find myself as a person, sometimes that's not easy to do. Millions of people live their entire lives without finding themselves. But it is something I must do. The best way for me to find myself as a person is to prove to myself that I am an actress.
Marilyn Monroe
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Marilyn Monroe
People respect you because they feel you've survived hard times and endured, and although you've become famous, you haven't become phony.
Marilyn Monroe
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Marilyn Monroe
Creativity has got to start with humanity and when you're a human being, you feel, you suffer.
Marilyn Monroe
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Marilyn Monroe
What good is it being Marilyn Monroe? Why can't I just be an ordinary woman? A woman who can have a family ... I'd settle for just one baby. My own baby.
Marilyn Monroe
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Marilyn Monroe
It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.
Marilyn Monroe
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Marilyn Monroe
It's better for the whole world to know you, even as a sex star, than never to be known at all.
Marilyn Monroe
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Marilyn Monroe
The nicest thing for me is sleep, then at least i can dream.
Marilyn Monroe
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