458 Total Quotes

Humorous Quotes

Albert Einstein
When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours that's relativity.
Albert Einstein
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Brett Ratner
But it's also got a lot of humor. My attraction to it [the show] was that, not only was it smart and compelling, but it also had moments of humanity and humor. These characters are very colorful, and most of the best drama happens when there also is humor. So I think it's really smart that you're going to be able to laugh and maybe be scared for these characters, maybe even cry at some point.
Brett Ratner
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Dante Rossetti
The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful and has nobody to thank
Dante Rossetti
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Albert Einstein
The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes.
Albert Einstein
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Dr. Seuss
Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
Dr. Seuss
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Albert Einstein
If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.
Albert Einstein
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A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself
Jessamyn West
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Albert Einstein
I don't know what weapons will be used in world war three, but in world war four people will use sticks and stones.
Albert Einstein
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But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our best to keep you informed of any late-breaking...humor we can find. Of course, our show is obviously at a disadvantage compared to the many news sources that we're competing with… at a disadvantage in several respects. For one thing, we are fake. They are not. So in terms of credibility we are, well, oddly enough, actually about even. We're about even.
Jon Stewart
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Bill Vaughn
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.
Bill Vaughn
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Albert Einstein
Long hair minimizes the need for barbers; socks can be done without; one leather jacket solves the coat problem for many years; suspenders are superfluous.
Albert Einstein
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 Aristotle
The secret to humor is surprise.
Aristotle
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If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there
Will Rogers
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Dr. Seuss
If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn't show up.
Dr. Seuss
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All these people are so firm on their positions. That's where the humor in the movie comes from, ... It's like the debate team. Nothing is rooted, everything is malleable. As soon as you start to hate what Nick Naylor is saying, then you have a senator saying the same thing. Everybody is complicit; whatever their cause is, they all have unethical thoughts. It just shows that we're all just out there trying to ply our trade.
Aaron Eckhart
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Mark Twain
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.
Mark Twain
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One never needs their humor as much a when they argue with a fool.
Chinese Proverbs
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He has a great sense of humor -- but it's in his assembly. It's really his craftsmanship that people overlook. It's not being fair to him just calling him outrageous.
Adam Carolla
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I think (humor) just kind of comes to me naturally. It just seems like kind of the way I like to do it. I kind of get a kick out of it sometimes, and I figure I have to be the first one to get a kick out of it. Then if everybody else does then that's OK too.
Adam Carroll
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Erma Bombeck
Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, it's unplanned, it's full of surprises.
Erma Bombeck
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Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society.
William M. Thackeray
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The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
Will Rogers
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Oscar Wilde
Imagination is a quality given a man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is.
Oscar Wilde
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Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.
Agnes Repplier
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Humor is everywhere, in that there's irony in just about anything a human does.
Bill Nye
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Winston Churchill
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
Winston Churchill
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Winston Churchill
Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea!' And if you were my wife, I would drink it!
Winston Churchill
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Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
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Viewers know that I have a weird sense of humor, but that I'm serious about the game,
Alex Trebek
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Alexander Pope
Wit is the lowest form of humor.
Alexander Pope
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