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God Quotes

God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat
H.L. Mencken, Permalink
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Ani Difranco
God help you if you are an ugly girl, 'course too pretty is also your doom, 'cause everyone harbors a secret hatred for the prettiest girl in the room.
Ani Difranco Permalink
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Mike Ditka
If God had wanted man to play soccer, He wouldn't have given us arms
Mike Ditka Permalink
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Albert Einstein
Dancers are the athletes of God.
Albert Einstein Permalink
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He was raised up to serve God. I think that background has been good to him.
Bobby Martin Permalink
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Martin Luther
Pray, and let God worry
Martin Luther Permalink
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May the strength of God pilot us, may the wisdom of God instruct us, may the hand of God protect us, may the word of God direct us. Be always ours this day and for evermore. - St. Patrick
Irish Blessings Permalink
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C.S. Lewis
God whispers in our pleasures, but shouts in our pain.
C.S. Lewis Permalink
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The most disturbing thing is the resolution asks Missouri legislators whether or not they believe in God. Not all legislators are practicing Christians, there are some Jews and, although you won't hear about it during election time, probably a few atheists. We need to be very vigilant before we wake up one day and ask what happened to our democracy. This is not a theocracy.
Brett Shirk Permalink
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Resolution One: I will live for God. Resolution Two: If no one else does, I still will.
Jonathan Edwards Permalink
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God likes help when helping people.
Irish Proverb Permalink
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Bobby Orr
In my mind he's the most talented player I've ever seen. If it were not for health problems, God only knows what his numbers would have been.
Bobby Orr Permalink
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Brett Somers
God, did that put a white streak in my mother's hair! I mean, I ran away from home before it was chic to do such a thing.
Brett Somers Permalink
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You can see God from anywhere if your mind is set to love and obey Him
Aiden Tozer Permalink
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Billy Graham
My prayer today is that we will feel the loving arms of God wrapped around us, and will know in our hearts that He will never forsake us as we trust in Him.
Billy Graham Permalink
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Woody Allen
The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind -- a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house.
Woody Allen Permalink
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Peace Pilgrim
The purpose of problems is to push you toward obedience to God's laws, which are exact and cannot be changed. We have the free will to obey them or disobey them. Obedience will bring harmony, disobedience will bring you more problems.
Peace Pilgrim Permalink
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God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress.
Kelly Clarkson Permalink
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God visits us, but most of the time we are not at home
French Proverb Permalink
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Teresa Calcutta
God doesn't require us to succeed; he only requires that you try
Teresa Calcutta Permalink
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 Bible,
And I commanded you at that time, saying, The LORD your God hath given you this land to possess it: ye shall pass over armed before your brethren the children of Israel, all that are meet for the war.
Bible, Permalink
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Oh, my god, it helped tremendously. It was unbelievable just being able to watch them, and the clutch performances -- even the guys who felt they didn't perform to their best ability. Just watching them was a blessing.
Brian Anderson Permalink
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 Bible,
Do not worship any other god, for the Lord, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God
Bible, Permalink
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Albert Einstein
What really interests me is whether God had any choice in the creation of the world.
Albert Einstein Permalink
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Albert Einstein
I want to know [God's] thoughts, the rest are details.
Albert Einstein Permalink
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He's big on that, they're all big on that. They're all big on anti-God, Satanism. They're really just pure hate is the way the entire group is. I know all of them, I'm acquaintances of all of them -- I wouldn't say friends, but I don't reject them.
Brooks Brown Permalink
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Albert Einstein
It seems to me that the idea of a personal God is an anthropological concept which I cannot take seriously. I also cannot imagine some will or goal outside the human sphere.
Albert Einstein Permalink
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May God give you...For every storm a rainbow, for every tear a smile, for every care a promise and a blessing in each trial. For every problem life sends, a faithful friend to share, for every sigh a sweet song and an answer for each prayer.
Irish Blessings Permalink
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Today, I will smile and tell a kid that God loves all children regardless of their skin colors ... ?(-???-?)?
john bejo Permalink
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God helped me, and it went in.
Brian Bradley Permalink
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