22 Total Quotes

Comedian Quotes

Am I the Irish comedian with half a finger? No, I'm the Irish comedian with nine and a half fingers.
Dave Allen
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Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them, but they riff.
Carl Reiner
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Al Franken
They would elect a comedian like me,
Al Franken
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Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.
Yakov Smirnoff
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I don't know. I moved to L.A. to be a rock star and a comedian, and now I'm a contributor to Cosmopolitan,
and City
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I think comedians partially use it for shock value. They know it makes people uncomfortable, so they exploit it. Richard Pryor probably said the word 100 times a day, but I think there's a degree of disregard for what anyone has to think that's associated with someone who just throws the word around the way some comedians do.
Christopher Miller
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The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.
George Nathan
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Hank Azaria
It's always impressive when talented comedians are easy laughers or generous with their laughs.
Hank Azaria
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Ron White may be a little vulgar, but he's an all-around good comedian.
Kevin Selover
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I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian.
Will Durst
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Comedians haven't improved. Nothing has improved but taxes.
Will Rogers
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When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.
Carrot Top
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I think, first of all, you need to love what you're doing, and then this helps in the comedian for its part in everything-but the moment you enjoy what you're doing, you try to express yourself, to find your way, and every time is different, of course.
Cecilia Bartoli
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Matt is the comedian on the team. He's just a loveable guy. He's easy-going, and you can always talk to him.
Brandon Kimbrough
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Dane Cook
This is a dream come true. HBO is the highest echelon in the world for a stand-up comedian to attain. Throughout my career I've trusted my instincts to lead me down the right path, and I am honored to work together with this network while contributing to the legacy that is HBO.
Dane Cook
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Fred Allen
All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter
Fred Allen
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Actors, writers, singers, dancers, comedians, belly dancers with snakes, you name it, they've been here. My job is to listen to their ideas or watch them perform, and maybe help them reshape and refine their acts so that I can start calling producers and directors to help them get jobs.
Dorothy Palmer
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Most of the world knows him as the dad on Full House , but I know him as this funny, sick comedian. He and Andrew Dice Clay were the two dirty, hilarious comedians when I was growing up.
Doug Ellin
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A lot of the comedians don't even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
Bob Saget
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A lot of times black actors get stuck in a box. They're up against a lot of limitations for the kind of films that they get approached about. It's easy to get stuck in a box and just be approached about nothing but urban films. Or, if you start out as a comedian, it's easy for you to be approached about nothing but comedies, and comedies with all black casts.
Tyrese Gibson
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All these old guys, they were exactly the same on stage as off, and they couldn't help being comedians.
Eric Sykes
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It's equally my obligation as a comedian to point out what is wrong with us and get us talking about our problems as it is pointing out what's wrong (with) the way, for example, the government is treating us.
Azhar Usman
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