149 Total Quotes

Cats Quotes

Robert A. Heinlein
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert A. Heinlein
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
Stephen Wright
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Mahatma Gandhi, ,
The mice which helplessly find themselves between the cats' teeth acquire no merit from their enforced sacrifice
Mahatma Gandhi, ,
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Adam Cohen
Cats in the Cradle.
Adam Cohen
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Terry Pratchett
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Terry Pratchett
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Cities, like cats, will reveal themselves at night.
Rupert Brooke
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Managing senior programmers is like herding cats
Dave Platt
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A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there.
Agnes Repplier
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It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more.
Agnes Repplier
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I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like, how did my mother know that?
Wendy Liebman
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Cats were meant to be outdoors, running around and roaming and playing in the fresh air and sunshine. They're much happier. These kittens we have outside within the enclosure just tear around the yard, tackle each other and play.
Al Benner
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Charles Manson
In fact, it makes me mad when someone kills snakes or dogs or cats or horses. I don't even like to eat meat - that is how much I am against killing....
Charles Manson
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If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
Alfred Whitehead
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Casey Affleck
I have had a turtle, a guinea pig, a dog, girlfriends, and many sweet, playful, sleepy, loving, delicious cats. I love the way cats look at me.
Casey Affleck
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On staying the night at Elton John's: It was adorable. He had all these porcelain kitty-cats everywhere. We woke up and had breakfast together in robes and everything. It was so cute.
Anastacia
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There is something about the presence of a cat...that seems to take the bite out of being alone.
Louis Camuti
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Norman Mailer
I'm hostile to men, I'm hostile to women, I'm hostile to cats, to poor cockroaches, I'm afraid of horses.
Norman Mailer
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Roger Waters
For us the most important thing is to be visual, and for the cats watching us to have fun. This is all we want. We get very upset if people get bored when we're only half way through smashing the second set. Then all of a sudden they hear Arnold Layne and they flip all over again.
Roger Waters
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By associating with the cat one only risks becoming richer.
Sidonie Gabrielle
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The cat is the animal to whom the Creator gave the biggest eye, the softest fur, the most supremely delicate nostrils, a mobile ear, an unrivaled paw and a curved claw borrowed from the rose-tree.
Sidonie Gabrielle
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Those that dislike cats will be carried to the cemetery in the rain
Dutch Proverb
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Although cats have nine lives, we believe Kitty may be running out of time. If no one extends a life line to Kitty Hawk, there is a real possibility that Kitty Hawk, in its present form, will no longer be in operation six months down the road.
Ed Wolfe
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A lot of apartments don't allow dogs and cats, but pretty much anywhere will let you keep a bird.
Tim Vogle
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One cat in a house is a sign of loneliness, two of barrenness, and three of sodomy.
Edward Dahlberg
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We have a huge stray dog population problem in this county. We're overrun by cats, too.
Tom Williams
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William Burroughs
Like all pure creatures, cats are practical.
William Burroughs
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Sleeping together is a euphemism for people, but tantamount to marriage with cats
Marge Piercy
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Cats Under the Stars.
David Nelson
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This was a star-studded event. We had cats flying in from LA and all over just to be there. We had over 10,000 people there, it was amazing,
David Banner
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But cats to me are strange, so strange I cannot sleep if one is near. . . .
William Davies
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