522 Total Quotes

Bed Quotes

Cary Grant
My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.
Cary Grant Permalink

Brooke Baker
I go to bed thinking about it; I dream about it; and I wake up thinking about it. This is our last week no matter what. This is our chance to make history.
Brooke Baker Permalink

Norman Vincent Peale
Don't take tomorrow to bed with you.
Norman Vincent Peale Permalink

Allen Ginsberg
Poetry is not an expression of the party line. It's that time of night, lying in bed, thinking what you really think, making the private world public, that's what the poet does.
Allen Ginsberg Permalink

People thinking that hiding a firearm in the closet, underneath the bed or somewhere else where they think it is inaccessible to a child is not proper storage. Children are naturally curious. They might find a firearm that you thought was safely hidden, and that's how accidents happen.
Mike Harrington Permalink

What I go to bed praying for, and what I get up thinking about, is that the Tampa Bay eight (the seven players plus Dan Boyle, an alternate for Canada) stay healthy. It's a big-time concern. Look, we're damn proud of our Olympians. But at the end of the day, the issue for us is the NHL season. From that standpoint, so little good can come from it, and the negative could be catastrophic. We've told all of our players to light a candle.
Jay Feaster Permalink

Early this morning I was just sleeping in bed and going over and over and it just doesn't seem real. And just punching that thing, I felt its rubbery feeling of the shark. And I could see the little black dots on its nose just really up close. It was just crazy.
Brian Anderson Permalink

Luigi Pirandello
In bed my real love has always been the sleep that rescued me by allowing me to dream.
Luigi Pirandello Permalink

Friends will keep you sane, Love could fill your heart, A lover can warm your bed, But lonely is the soul without a mate.
David Pratt Permalink

Peter Ustinov
Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved.
Peter Ustinov Permalink

Sarah Parker
Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be.
Sarah Parker Permalink

Ann Landers
One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything before you go to bed
Ann Landers Permalink

A wonderful thing about a book, in contrast to a computer screen, is that you can take it to bed with you.
Daniel Boorstin Permalink

Captain, my religious belief teaches me to feel as safe in battle as in bed. God has fixed the time for my death. I do not concern myself about that, but to be always ready, no matter when it may overtake me. That is the way all men should live, and then all would be equally brave
Thomas Jackson Permalink

Brooke Shields
What does good in bed mean to me? When I'm sick and I stay home from school propped up with lots of pillows watching TV and my mom brings me soup -- that's good in bed.
Brooke Shields Permalink

All I did sometimes was get home from school and do homework until I went to bed. There was just no clowning around.
Eugene Jr Permalink

As a man handles his troubles during the day, so he goes to bed at night a General, Captain, or Private.
Edgar Howe Permalink

I've been racing about four years now. I've spent a long time in bed thinking about how I would do that, my first victory lap.
Bruce Anderson Permalink

Lying in a hospital bed, I had a lot of time to think about everything. When you look at a horse race and you look at the fighting in Iraq, it puts things into perspective.
Dan Hendricks Permalink

Henry Youngman,
My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!
Henry Youngman, Permalink

Birth control that really works: Every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.
Roseanne Permalink

Walter Benjamin
Each morning the day lies like a fresh shirt on our bed; this incomparably fine, incomparably tightly woven tissue of pure prediction fits us perfectly. The happiness of the next twenty-four hours depends on our ability, on waking, to pick it up.
Walter Benjamin Permalink

Seven beers followed by two Scotches and a thimble of marijuana and it's funny how sleep comes all on it's own.
David Sedaris Permalink

This life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed with a desire to change his bed.
Charles Baudelaire Permalink

I take a grave view of the press. It is the weak slat under the bed of democracy.
J. Liebling Permalink

I'm not about showing you how to crochet a dog bed, ... But I'll show you 10 chic dog beds, where you can get them and how to put them in a room.
Chris Madden Permalink

You drink lots of water, and you take lots of Advil right before you go to bed.
Randy Baron Permalink

Training hard was not just going to the track at 3:30 and running hard. It was going to bed at the right time, eating the right food and going to bed at the right time. Training was all day long. Track became my life. It really became more of a science to me. Track literally became when to get up, what to eat and when to go to bed.
A.J. Ellison Permalink

Groucho Marx
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Groucho Marx Permalink

I lay awake in bed at night, thinking about how it will feel. How great it will feel to win it.
Adam Burish Permalink