465 Total Quotes

Babies Quotes

Chris Hanson
We have growth potential throughout the entire country. The number of baby boomers retiring every day is staggering.
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Mark Twain
We have not all had the good fortune to be ladies. We have not all been generals, or poets, or statesmen; but when the toast works down to the babies, we stand on common ground.
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My baby lost 40 pounds in four days, and they never lifted a finger. No one should have been treated like that. He needed medical attention, and they turned their backs on him.
Mary Scott Permalink
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Jeff Foxworthy
[Watching a baby being born] is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.
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Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.
Jean Kerr Permalink
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I think a good product would be Baby Duck Hat. It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then all of the sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man those ducks really take off! Also Baby Duck Hat is good for parties. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)
Jack Handy Permalink
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Kirsten Dunst
I'd like to be taller. I'd like my baby fat to leave.
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Can't we try just a little bit harder,Can't we give just a little bit more,Can't we try to understand,That it's love we're fighting for,Can't we try just a little more passion,Can't we try just a little less pride,I love you so much baby,That it tears me up inside
Dan Hill Permalink
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Clint Eastwood
Ten Million Dollar Baby.
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We have lists that are having baby lists at this point; they're spawning faster than rabbits.
Timothy Sparapani Permalink
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What are you going to do to save babies?
Bruce Barket Permalink
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Babies are nature's way of ensuring that men and women will always have something in common.
Rain Bojangles Permalink
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George MacDonald
Where did you come from, baby dear? / Out of the everywhere into here.
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Mark Twain
A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother
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Will Grace
Karen- Grace. It's Christmas, for goodness sake. Think about the baby Jesus: up in that tower, letting his hair down... so that the three wise men can climb up and spin the dradel and see if there are six more weeks of winter.
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The tiny madman in his padded cell.
Vladimir Nabokov Permalink
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Patty Murray
It is a small, tiny baby step, ... It is bipartisan. We are going to make it a large step, a concrete step for education, by helping it with some amendments.
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Britney Spears
I had a horrifying, frightful encounter with the paparazzi while I was with my baby.
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Carlos Santana
When a baby comes you can smell two things: the smell of flesh, which smells like chicken soup, and the smell of lilies, the flower of another garden, the spiritual garden.
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Other people's babies - / That's my life! / Mother to dozens, / And nobody's wife.
P. Herbert Permalink
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Benjamin Spock
What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is usually best after all.
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Phyllis McGinley
A lady is smarter than a gentleman, maybe, she can sew a fine seam, she can have a baby, she can use her intuition instead of her brain, but she can't fold a paper in a crowded train.
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A.J. Burnett
Obviously, there's a step before [pitching on Saturday]. Baby steps. I'm not going to go out and pitch if I'm not ready. The good thing is it's only been a handful of days [since the injury], so I shouldn't be that far behind.
A.J. Burnett Permalink
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Prom night is like the baby-making night of the year.
Chris Daniels Permalink
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You never know what the New Year will bring. So, even if you're not yet planning to have a baby, when you start the New Year, resolve to help give your baby a healthy start in life.
Jennifer Howse Permalink
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George W. Bush
It's important for us to explain to our nation that life is important. It's not only life of babies, but it's life of children living in, you know, the dark dungeons of the Internet.
George W. Bush Permalink
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I believe our baby is a miracle. He was so long when he was born the medical staff didn't know where she was carrying him. He's great. He moves around a lot, picks up his head and he knows his name. When you call it he looks up. I got plenty of pictures and I ain't done yet.
Roy Vasquez Permalink
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Going from voices of a mommy, daddy and baby penguin to a storyteller is a significant shift,
Adam Leipzig Permalink
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When one of Lisa's baby teeth fell out here, the tooth fairy left her 50 cents. Another tooth fell out when she was with her father in Las Vegas, and that tooth fairy left her $5. When I told Elvis that 50 cents would be more in line, he laughed. He knew I was not criticizing him; how would Elvis Presley know the going rate for a tooth?
Priscilla Presley Permalink
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Baby boomers get credited with changing society, but I would think the gentlemen who fought in World War II changed the world more than we did. They came back from the war, got the GI Bill passed and instilled good moral fiber in their families.
Charles Gallagher Permalink
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