640 Total Quotes

American Cartoonist Quotes

Scott Adams
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.
Scott Adams
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I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Bill Watterson
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Walt Disney
It's kind of fun to do the impossible.
Walt Disney
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From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.
Bill Watterson
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Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Bill Watterson
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Walt Disney
Crowded classrooms and half-day sessions are a tragic waste of our greatest national resource - the minds of our children.
Walt Disney
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Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
Doug Larson
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Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
Doug Larson
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Walt Disney
You reach a point where you don't work for money.
Walt Disney
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Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
Doug Larson
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We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
Bill Watterson
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Jack Kirby
Perfectionists are their own devils.
Jack Kirby
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Matt Groening
I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun
Matt Groening
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Scott Adams
I get mail; therefore I am.
Scott Adams
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If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
Doug Larson
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Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
Bill Watterson
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If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.
Bill Watterson
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Matt Groening
When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.
Matt Groening
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The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!
Bill Watterson
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Walt Disney
We keep moving forward, opening new doors, and doing new things, because we're curious and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths.
Walt Disney
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Walt Disney
When you're curious, you find lots of interesting things to do.
Walt Disney
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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
Calvin Hobbes
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Cartooning has come a long way. It started out as an adult medium, for satirical purposes; then the appeal to children got emphasized.
Bill Griffith
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Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.
Bill Watterson
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I liked things better when I didn't understand them.
Bill Watterson
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If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
Doug Larson
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Walt Disney
I would rather entertain and hope that people learned something than educate people and hope they were entertained.
Walt Disney
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Artists can color the sky red because they know it's blue. Those of us who aren't artists must color things the way they really are or people might think we're stupid.
Jules Feiffer
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Scott Adams
Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
Scott Adams
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Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
Calvin Hobbes
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