American Actor Quotes

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try and manage somebody else's affairs.

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Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable.

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Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too.

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I started at the top and worked my way down.

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How can anybody hate nurses? Nobody hates nurses. The only time you hate a nurse is when they're giving you an enema.

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When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.

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Careers, like rockets, don't always take off on time. The trick is to always keep the engine running.

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I have a lot of chameleon qualities, I get very absorbed in my surroundings.

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I like having the dough to come and go as I please.

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I got sick of the dough, and thought I'd go on the loaf.

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If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later.

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The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age.

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Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third.

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The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.

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It was a great experience for a kid, because it was a bunch of kids playing on pirate ships and water slides, so looking back on it, it was the fondest experience of my childhood.

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There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

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Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.

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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

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Bush the father did well in placing his sons as governors and did not forget to pass on the expertise in fraud from the leaders of the region to Florida to use it in critical moments.

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If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives.

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I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.

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Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.

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We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone.

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From Fred Astaire I learned discipline and hard work.

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I didn't want to play a lawyer. I didn't want to play a doctor. I didn't want to play a single dad. I wanted to do something I felt I could learn from, something that would be a challenge and something that would not dry up.

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My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.

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The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

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You play the hand you're dealt. I think the game's worthwhile.

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Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.

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I have often been told that I have many of the same mannerisms as Jack Benny and certainly Bob Cummings.

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