179 Total Quotes

Airplane And Aviation Quotes

Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toilets.
Cynthia Heimel Permalink
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Jack Roush
When I was 60 years old, I had my horrible airplane wreck and I hadn't won a championship yet and, as I came back, I was sure I never would,
Jack Roush Permalink
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It was written by a lunatic, ... It's a quirky movie that you won't see on an airplane.
Bruce Campbell Permalink
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The attacks of September the 11th, 2001, show what the enemies of America did with four airplanes. We will not wait to see what terrorists or terrorist states could do with weapons of mass destruction,
A. Bush Permalink
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Effective October 7, American will operate all JFK flights from the AA terminals with AA airplanes,
Bob Baker Permalink
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Mike Brown
It gives a better 'yardstick' to the kit-builders (people who build their own airplanes). It will feature airplanes more like real people build and fly.
Mike Brown Permalink
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These companies have come together and said, 'We think we can help,' ... It'll mean that our airports and airplanes will be screened and safer faster than would otherwise be the case.
Heather Wilson Permalink
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Bill Maher
We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly.
Bill Maher Permalink
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Henry A. Kissinger
There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane; either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do
Henry A. Kissinger Permalink
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They're a good airplane. They're safe, dependable, and you can get them in and out of tight places. But if he had it halfway down the runway, he would have been hard-pressed to get it stopped.
Dave Williams Permalink
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Boeing Commercial Airplanes is healthy and competitive. We have tremendous momentum in the market and a very bright future.
Alan Mulally Permalink
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Chuck Palahniuk
While they stood, the Mommy said if you ever want to be the first person to board an airplane and if you want to travel with your pet, you can do both, easy. The airlines have to let crazy people carry their animals on their laps. The government says so.This is more important information to live by.
Chuck Palahniuk Permalink
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If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.
Charles Lindbergh Permalink
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There are aphorisms that, like airplanes, stay up only while they are in motion.
Vladimir Nabokov Permalink
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We would be absolutely walking away from our commitments to our customers, ... They bought the airplanes and are counting on receiving the airplanes. There is no way we could recover.
Alan Mulally Permalink
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If forced to travel on an airplane, try and get in the cabin with the Captain, so you can keep an eye on him and nudge him if he falls asleep or point out any mountains looming up ahead
Mike Harding Permalink
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I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
Jean Kerr Permalink
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Last November, an engine was removed from another airplane (and was) put through some degree of maintenance at Delta. This had to do with an oil leak on the front bearing, which is at the very front end of the engine.
George Black Permalink
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Ernest Hemingway
I wish I could write well enough to write about aircraft. Faulkner did it very well in Pylon but you cannot do something someone else has done though you might have done it if they hadn't.
Ernest Hemingway Permalink
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It's as simple as the photo ID that's presented when one tries to get on an airplane or when you're renting a video at the local video store.
Bill Stephens Permalink
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This large operation that used airplanes is sending a signal to parliament and Iraqis that the solution is military and not political.
Saleh Mutlak Permalink
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Shana Alexander
A plane is a bad place for an all-out sleep, but a good place to begin rest and recovery from the trip to the faraway places you've been, a decompression chamber between Here and There. Though a plane is not the ideal place really to think, to reassess or reevaluate things, it is a great place to have the illusion of doing so, and often the illusion will suffice.
Shana Alexander Permalink
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When fuel prices are so high, there's no way Airbus can price an inefficient airplane attractively for customers.
Randy Tinseth Permalink
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This requirement will be met by airplanes in the 200- to 400-seat capacity category, with relatively few very large aircraft being needed.
Scott Carson Permalink
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With both airlines, initially there will be a couple of airplanes - two or three airplanes - equipped with this system.
George Cooper Permalink
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With both airlines, initially there will be a couple of airplanes -- two or three airplanes -- equipped with this system. During that three months, we'll all be evaluating how it's going, what the usage is, how we handle the crew issues, and so on.
George Cooper Permalink
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There wasn't a reddish-orange residue from throughout the airplane, ... It was in three rows. I had it analyzed.
James Sanders Permalink
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I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra.
George Kaufman Permalink
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Casey Stengel
Mr. that boy couldn't hit the ground if he fell out of an airplane.
Casey Stengel Permalink
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Casey Stengel
Oldtimers weekends and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.
Casey Stengel Permalink
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