6 Total Quotes

Yeardley Smith Quotes

Science has already proven the dangers of smoking, alcohol, and Chinese food, but I can still ruin soft drinks for everyone!
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#Alcohol And Alcoholism

Oh no, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican.
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#American Actress

I'm no theologian. I don't know who or what God is. All I know is he's more powerful than Mom and Dad put together.
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#God

Is your remarkably sexist drivel intentional, or just some horrible mistake?
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#American Actress

Everybody sort of questioned why we get married on New Year's Day, and of course, the avid sports fans wouldn't come, because they had to watch the Rose Bowl or whatever that is on that day.
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#American Actress

You can't create a monster, then whine when it stomps on a few buildings.
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#American Actress