29 Total Quotes

Winnie Pooh Quotes

If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.
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#Advice #Cute

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"
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#Comfort

Promise me you'll never forget me because if I thought you would I'd never leave.
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#Cute

If ever there is tomorrow when we're not together.. there is something you must always remember. you are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. but the most important thing is, even if we're apart.. i'll always be with you.
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#Affection

A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.
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#Cute

It gets you nowhere if the other person's tail is only just in sight for the second half of the conversation.
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#Advice

If you want to make a song more hummy, add a few tiddely poms.
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#Advice

"Pooh," said Rabbit kindly, "you haven't any brain." "I know," said Pooh humbly.
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#Acceptance

You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.
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#English Author #Friends Or Friendship #Funny

Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind. "Pooh," he whispered. "Yes, Piglet?" "Nothing," said Piglet, taking Pooh's paw, "I just wanted to be sure of you."
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#Cute

I don't see much sense in that," said Rabbit. "No," said Pooh humbly, "there isn't. But there was going to be when I began it. It's just that something happened to it along the way.
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#Acceptance

I used to believe in forever, but forever is too good to be true.
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#Advise

The spring has sprung, the grass is rizz. I wonder where them birdies is?
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#Nature

I am Salvadoran I don't know why a Salvadoran has to be fighting a war in Iraq when no Salvadorans are dying there.
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#Fighting

Yes,' said Winnie-the-Pooh. 'I see now,' said Winnie-the-Pooh. 'I have been Foolish and Deluded,' said he, 'and I am a Bear of no Brain at All.
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#Acceptance

Poetry and Hums aren't things which you get, they're things which get you. And all you can do is go where they can find you.
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#Advice

When late morning rolls around and you're feeling a bit out of sorts, don't worry; you're probably just a little eleven o'clockish.
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#Advice

I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me.
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#Acceptance

People who don't Think probably don't have Brains; rather, they have grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake.
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#Brains

Those who are clever, who have a Brain, never understand anything.
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#Brain

Before beginning a Hunt, it is wise to ask someone what you are looking for before you begin looking for it.
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#Advice

Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out by mistake.
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#Advice

I may not be the smart one in this marriage, but at least I wouldn't put a baby through so much pain just so I could hold it for five minutes!
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#Marriage

If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.
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#Cute

Poetry and Hums aren't things which you get, they're things which get you. And all you can do is go where they can find you.
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#Poetry

Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out by mistake.
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#Mistake