322 Total Quotes

Will Rogers Quotes Page 9

Comedians haven't improved. Nothing has improved but taxes.
Will Rogers
#Comedian

What would we say if the Chinese sent a gunboat with their marines up the Mississippi River claiming they were protecting their laundries in Memphis?
Will Rogers
#Chinese

I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
Will Rogers
#Praise

I don't make jokes. I just watch government and report the facts.
Will Rogers
#Facts

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers
#American Actor #Funny #Quote of the Day

Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with.
Will Rogers
#Money

No, Im not a part of any organized political party, Im a democrat
Will Rogers
#Democrats

Congressional investigations are for the benefit of photographers.
Will Rogers
#Benefit

The way to judge a good comedy is by how long it will last and have people talk about it. Now Congress had turned out some that have lived for years and people are still laughing about them.
Will Rogers
#Comedy

If you want to know how a man stands, go among the people who are in his same business.
Will Rogers
#Business

When you figure it right down, none of us are in a really essential business but the farmer, and he raises so much that even his business is partly non-essential.
Will Rogers
#Business

I have Indian blood in me. I have just enough white blood for you to question my honesty!
Will Rogers
#Blood

If they wasn't in congress, why, they would be doing something else against us that might be even worse.
Will Rogers
#Congress

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
Will Rogers
#American Actor

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.
Will Rogers
#American Actor

An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
Will Rogers
#American Actor

A country can get more real joy out of just hollering for their freedom than they can if they get it.
Will Rogers
#Country

The main thing about being a hero is to know when to die.
Will Rogers
#Heroes And Heroism

America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.
Will Rogers
#America

Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything.
Will Rogers
#Men #Speakers And Speaking

Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.
Will Rogers
#Dress

The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election.
Will Rogers
#Elections #Democrats

The public perceives there are problems with the water system, and with the efficiency of the system. We need some leadership and to provide expertise in the area of efficiency.
Will Rogers
#Efficiency

we have a very strong defense.
Will Rogers
#Defense

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?
Will Rogers
#American Actor

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Will Rogers
#American Actor