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Will Rogers Quotes Page 7

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That's one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.
Will Rogers
#American Actor

God made man a little lower than the angels, and he has been getting a little lower ever since
Will Rogers
#Angels

Things ain't what they used to be and never were.
Will Rogers
#American Actor

Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
Will Rogers
#Friends Or Friendship #Quote of the Day

Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.
Will Rogers
#American Actor

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
Will Rogers
#American Actor

About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.
Will Rogers
#American Actor

Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely
Will Rogers
#Funny #Quote of the Day

And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
#Hurt

I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
Will Rogers
#American Actor #Democrats

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
Will Rogers
#Quote of the Day #Funny #Short

History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes.
Will Rogers
#History

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
Will Rogers
#American Actor

The schools ain't what they used to be and never was.
Will Rogers
#American Actor

The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood
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#Lust

My own mother died when I was 10 years old. My folks have told me that what little humor I have comes from her. I can't remember her humor, but I can remember her love and understanding of me. Of course, the mother I know the most about is the mother of our little group. She has been for 22 years trying to raise to maturity four children, three by birth and one by marriage. While she hasn't done a good job, the poor soul has done all that mortal human could do with the material she had to work with.
Will Rogers
#Died

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
Will Rogers
#American Actor

The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.
Will Rogers
#American Actor

I never met a man I didn't like
Will Rogers
#Man

There is only one thing that can kill the Movies, and that is education
Will Rogers
#Education

Our investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to knowledge
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#Amusement

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
Will Rogers
#American Actor

If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.
Will Rogers
#American Actor

Politics is applesauce.
Will Rogers
#American Actor

I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.
Will Rogers
#Politicians And Politics