322 Total Quotes

Will Rogers Quotes Page 6

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space
Will Rogers
#Country

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.
Will Rogers
#Acceptance

The minute a thing is long and complicated it confuses. Whoever wrote the Ten Commandments made 'em short. They may not always be kept but they are understood.
Will Rogers
#Bible

I maintain that it should cost as much to get married as to get divorced. Make it look like marriage is worth as much as divorce, even if it ain't.
Will Rogers
#Cost

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing.
Will Rogers
#American Actor

I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
Will Rogers
#Marriage

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.
Will Rogers
#American Actor #Independence

Lord, let me live until I die.
Will Rogers
#Famous Last Words

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game -- it, and high taxes.
Will Rogers
#Baseball

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans
Will Rogers
#Democrats

America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but can think of nothing to do when it gets there.
Will Rogers
#America

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
Will Rogers
#American Actor #Government

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
Will Rogers
#American Actor

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
Will Rogers
#American Actor

This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried as much political bunk as we have and still survived shows we are a super nation.
Will Rogers
#Politicians And Politics

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week.
Will Rogers
#American Actor #Diplomacy

In Europe public men do resign. But here it's a lost art. You have to impeach 'em.
Will Rogers
#Art

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
Will Rogers
#American Actor

My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat.
Will Rogers
#Ancestry #Ancestors

My ancestors didn't come over in the Mayflower -- they met the boat.
Will Rogers
#Ancestors

Civilization has taught us to eat with a fork, but even now if nobody is around we use our fingers.
Will Rogers
#Civilization

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
Will Rogers
#American Actor #Love

You got to do more than just live in the country to be a Farmer.
Will Rogers
#Country

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
Will Rogers
#American Actor #Educated