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Will Rogers Quotes Page 5

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.
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#Advertising

You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness.
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#Memory

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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#American Actor

You know you've got to exercise your brain just like your muscles.
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#Brain

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else
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#Funny

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
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#American Actor

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
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#American Actor #Earth

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter -- he's got to just know.
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#Ask

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.
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#American Actor

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
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#American Actor

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you
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#Government

I guess truth can hurt you worse in an election than about anything that can happen to you.
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#Elections

If we ever pass out as a great nation we ought to put on our tombstone 'America died from a delusion that she had moral leadership'.
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#America

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.
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#American Actor

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
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#American Actor #Funny

I am not a member of any organized party - I am a Democrat
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#Democrats

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
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#American Actor

Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
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#American Actor #Action

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again
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#Bed

People talk peace. But men give their life's work to war.
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#Men

I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him "father."
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#American Actor

The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long time to explain it.
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#Politicians And Politics

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
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#American Actor

A comedian can only last 'til he either takes himself serious or his audience takes him serious.
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#Audience

The greatest loss of time is delay and expectation.
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#Delay

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
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#American Actor

It's easy being a humorist when you've got the whole government working for you.
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#American Actor