322 Total Quotes

Will Rogers Quotes Page 3

The health of nations is more important than the wealth of nations.
Will Rogers
#Famous

A Congressman is never any better than his roads, and sometimes worse.
Will Rogers
#Congressman

Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there
Will Rogers
#Action

Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody else putt.
Will Rogers
#Exercise

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
Will Rogers
#American Actor

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.
Will Rogers
#American Actor

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
Will Rogers
#Famous #Top 100 #Humorous #Money #Funny

I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.
Will Rogers
#Atheist

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing
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#Fly

There's the one thing no nation can ever accuse us of and that is secret diplomacy. Our foreign dealings are an open book, generally a check book.
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#Accuse

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.
Will Rogers
#American Actor #Conscience

The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?
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#Debt

In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You being there was certificate enough.
Will Rogers
#Life #Birth

We do more talking progress than we do progressing
Will Rogers
#Progress

Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough to ruin every enjoyment.
Will Rogers
#Pain

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.
Will Rogers
#American Actor

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.
Will Rogers
#American Actor #Debt

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.
Will Rogers
#American Actor #Advertisers

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven't had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.
Will Rogers
#American Actor #America

An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.
Will Rogers
#American Actor

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
Will Rogers
#American Actor