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Will Rogers Quotes Page 2

Our foreign dealings are an open book -- generally, a checkbook.
Will Rogers
#Books And Reading

A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and don't see any reason why he shouldn't always have plenty of money
Will Rogers
#Conservative

Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
Will Rogers
#American Actor #Art

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
Will Rogers
#American Actor #Civilization

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.
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#Golf

While the Republicans are smart enough to make money, the Democrats are smart enough to get into office every two or three times a century to take it away from them.
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#Democrats

Anything important is never left to the vote of the people. We only get to vote on some man; we never get to vote on what he is to do.
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#American Actor

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.
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#American Actor #Communism

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people
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#Association

A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
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#American Actor

So live that you would not mind selling your pet parrot to the town gossip
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#Funny #Quote of the Day #Motivational

When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states.
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#American Actor

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there
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#Top 100 #Famous #Humorous #Leadership #Funny #Pearls of Wisdom

If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper than him, that's mass production.
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#American Actor

The only way to solve the traffic problems of the country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars are allowed to use the highways. That would make traffic so scarce, we could use our boulevards for children's playgrounds.
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#Country

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
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#American Actor

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?"
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#American Actor #Country

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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#American Actor

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
Will Rogers
#American Actor