322 Total Quotes

Will Rogers Quotes Page 10

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.
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#American Actor

I never met a man I didn't like.
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#Affection

There ain't nothing that breaks up homes, country, and nations like somebody publishing their memoirs.
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#Biography

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.
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#American Actor

Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work.
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#Communism

There should be one day when there is open season on senators.
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#Congress

With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.
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#Congress

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
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#American Actor

Things will get better -- despite our efforts to improve them.
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#Improvement

Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
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#American Actor #inspirational #Sports #Motivational #Success #Pearls of Wisdom #Life

It's great to be great, but it's greater to be human.
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#Humankind

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
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#American Actor

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
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#American Actor

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
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#American Actor

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
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#Memory

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
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#American Actor

Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.
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#Opinions

Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
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#Politicians And Politics

One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.
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#Revolutions And Revolutionaries

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you do not know when it is through if you are a crook or a martyr.
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#Taxes And Taxation

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
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#American Actor

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
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#American Actor

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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#American Actor

This thing of being a hero, about the main thing to it is to know when to die.
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#American Actor