11 Total Quotes

Whitney Brown Quotes

I'm not an athiest. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.
Whitney Brown
#Atheism

The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.
Whitney Brown
#History

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
Whitney Brown
#Laughter #Grace

I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.
Whitney Brown
#Society #Frustration

There are a billion people in China. It's not easy to be an individual in a crowd of more than a billion people. Think of it. More than a BILLION people. That means even if you're a one-in-a-million type of guy, there are still a thousand guys exactly like you.
Whitney Brown
#People

My Grandmother told me that there was a passage in the bible that says, "It is better to spill your seed in the belly of a whore, than to spill it on the ground." So, I tried both. And the bible's right! It's way better. That's one of the reasons they call it the good book.
Whitney Brown
#The bible

Waterboarding -- that's what America does to its prisoners now. Dunking them in water until they confess. Of course, you have to remember -- we uncovered a lot of witches that way. So, credit where credit is due.
Whitney Brown
#America

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
Whitney Brown
#Educational #Bombs