21 Total Quotes

Victor Borge Quotes

Victor Borge
Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year
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#Christmas

Victor Borge
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
Victor Borge
#American Musician #Cute

Victor Borge
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
Victor Borge
#American Musician

Victor Borge
I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.
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#American Musician #Inflation

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When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance
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#Appearance

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You want something by Bach? Which one, Johann Sebastian or Jacques Offen?
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#Bach

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He was happily married - but his wife wasn't
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#Happiness

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My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.
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#American Musician

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I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.
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#Family

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If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.
Victor Borge
#American Musician

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Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
Victor Borge
#American Musician #Humorous

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Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
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#Funny

Victor Borge
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
Victor Borge
#American Musician

Victor Borge
Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year.
Victor Borge
#American Musician

Victor Borge
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
Victor Borge
#American Musician

Victor Borge
I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.
Victor Borge
#American Musician

Victor Borge
I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.
Victor Borge
#American Musician

Victor Borge
When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.
Victor Borge
#American Musician