129 Total Quotes

Spike Milligan Quotes

Spike Milligan
I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
Spike Milligan
#Funny #Irish Comedian

Spike Milligan
Listen, someone's screaming in agony - fortunately I speak it fluently
Spike Milligan
#Agony

Spike Milligan
For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.
Spike Milligan
#Funny #Irish Comedian

Spike Milligan
Money can't buy friends but it can get you a better class of enemy
Spike Milligan
#Class #Friends Or Friendship #Funny

Spike Milligan
It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.
Spike Milligan
#Funny #Marriage #Irish Comedian

Spike Milligan
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
Spike Milligan
#Funny #Irish Comedian

Spike Milligan
It's all in the mind, you know.
Spike Milligan
#Funny #Mind #Irish Comedian

Spike Milligan
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
Spike Milligan
#Funny #Happiness #Irish Comedian

Spike Milligan
Chopsticks are one of the reasons the Chinese never invented custard
Spike Milligan
#Chinese

Spike Milligan
And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, and the earth brought forth grass and the Rastafarians smoked it.
Spike Milligan
#Funny #Irish Comedian #Earth

Spike Milligan
My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
Spike Milligan
#Funny #Influence #Irish Comedian

Spike Milligan
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
Spike Milligan
#Funny #Irish Comedian #Electricity

Spike Milligan
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
Spike Milligan
#Funny