60 Total Quotes

Sarah Silverman Quotes

Sarah Silverman
The nightmare stories are all true, but it was good. Made me so strong after that year of getting my confidence beaten out of me.
Sarah Silverman
#Funny #American Comedian

Sarah Silverman
I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core.
Sarah Silverman
#Funny #American Comedian

Sarah Silverman
I was going to get an abortion the other day. I totally wanted an abortion. And it turns out I was just thirsty.
Sarah Silverman
#Funny #Abortion

Sarah Silverman
I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.
Sarah Silverman
#Funny #American Comedian

Sarah Silverman
It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it.
Sarah Silverman
#Funny #American Comedian #Emotions

Sarah Silverman
People need to feel like they're not being attacked, like they're in a safe space where no punches are being pulled.
Sarah Silverman
#People #Society

Sarah Silverman
They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.
Sarah Silverman
#Funny #American Comedian #Fun

Sarah Silverman
I always want to laugh at the sad stuff. You don't need to laugh at the other stuff. I'm not numb to these things. I still go into really dark periods about Sept. 11. I think it's kind of like bullies. Bullies are just scared and thin-skinned, so they have to become bullies as a kind of survival tactic. I think comics are that way, too.
Sarah Silverman
#Humorous #Laughter

Sarah Silverman
I think that's always how it's been, ... I certainly didn't invent it. Look at the people who are kind of the funniest cultures, they're the cultures of the people who have been the most oppressed, black people and Jews. Not that they're the only funny people, but culturally, it comes from the pain, you know?
Sarah Silverman
#People #Humorous

Sarah Silverman
Oh, this sounds so obnoxious, ... I'm not planning anything out. I'm just trying to be funny. I don't think any of it's particularly deep. It's just what interests me.
Sarah Silverman
#Funny #Humorous

Sarah Silverman
I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.
Sarah Silverman
#Funny #Fun

Sarah Silverman
You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people all the time.
Sarah Silverman
#Funny #People

Sarah Silverman
And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school.
Sarah Silverman
#Funny #American Comedian

Sarah Silverman
And I like that people sometimes get more out of it - if it instigates thoughts about race, or sex, or something.
Sarah Silverman
#People

Sarah Silverman
That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.
Sarah Silverman
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