38 Total Quotes

Roseanne Barr Quotes

Roseanne Barr
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?DO NOT USE
Roseanne Barr
#Anger

Roseanne Barr
My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
Roseanne Barr
#American Actress #Agreement

Roseanne Barr
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.
Roseanne Barr
#American Actress

Roseanne Barr
It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
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#American Actress

Roseanne Barr
My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.
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#American Actress #Hope

Roseanne Barr
Know how to do anything - I’m a mom
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#Mom

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As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.
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#American Actress #Home

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I am so sad. She was a great person and a genius to work with. We will all miss her.
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#Genius

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There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect
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#Hell

Roseanne Barr
Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.
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#American Actress

Roseanne Barr
Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.
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#American Actress #Appearance

Roseanne Barr
The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.
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#American Actress #Power

Roseanne Barr
The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.
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#American Actress #Heart

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I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job.
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#American Actress #Children

Roseanne Barr
In Tulsa, restaurants have signs that say, "Sorry, we're open."
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#Restaurants

Roseanne Barr
I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life.
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#American Actress #Earth

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Excuse the mess but we live here.
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#American Actress #Excuse

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They're all mine. . . . Of course, I'd trade any one of them for a dishwasher.
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#Trade

Roseanne Barr
I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people...that's why I don't like any of them.
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#People

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I was completely nuts for most of my life.
Roseanne Barr
#American Actress #Life