142 Total Quotes

Robin Williams Quotes

Robin Williams
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
Robin Williams
#Funny #American Comedian

Robin Williams
In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say "Stop, or I'll say stop again."
Robin Williams
#Comedy

Robin Williams
Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Robin Williams
#Comedy

Robin Williams
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
Robin Williams
#Funny #American Comedian #Madness #Quote of the Day

Robin Williams
Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
Robin Williams
#Funny #American Comedian #Drugs

Robin Williams
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
Robin Williams
#Funny #American Comedian #Quote of the Day #Comedy

Robin Williams
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
Robin Williams
#Funny #American Comedian #Quote of the Day

Robin Williams
Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.
Robin Williams
#Ballet

Robin Williams
[Before opening an envelope for best supporting actress] I feel like Adam when he said to Eve, `Back up, I don't know how big this gets.
Robin Williams
#Actress

Robin Williams
We don't read and write poetry because it's cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion.And medicine, law, business, engineering - these are noble pursuits and necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance, love - these are what we stay alive for.
Robin Williams
#Cute

Robin Williams
Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.
Robin Williams
#Funny #American Comedian #Money

Robin Williams
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.
Robin Williams
#Funny