17 Total Quotes

Ozzy Osbourne Quotes

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
Ozzy Osbourne
#English Musician

Somebody said to me this morning, 'To what do you attribute your longevity?' I don't know. I mean, I couldn't have planned my life out better. By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I've lived the last 30 years!
Ozzy Osbourne
#English Musician #Longevity

Considering the amount of talent that comes out of this country, it should have been done 20 years ago,
Ozzy Osbourne
#Country

Dogs smoke in France
Ozzy Osbourne
#Dogs

I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn't want to see my kids do the same thing.
Ozzy Osbourne
#English Musician #Kids

Whenever I have a bad day I just think of these people.
Ozzy Osbourne
#English Musician

What is the world coming to?
Ozzy Osbourne
#English Musician

To be a parent, especially to rock 'n' roll kids, I think being a parent is the most difficult job on the face of the earth, ... You hate to say things that will upset your kids, but then sometimes you have to because you can't let them run around wild.
Ozzy Osbourne
#Kids

I couldn't kill him. I couldn't live with that on my conscience
Ozzy Osbourne
#Conscience

I cannot turn down this incredible honor twice.
Ozzy Osbourne
#English Musician #Honor

I can honestly say, all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly, directly attributed to drugs and alcohol. I mean, I would never urinate at the Alamo at nine o'clock in the morning dressed in a woman's evening dress sober.
Ozzy Osbourne
#Drugs

I bit the head off a live bat the other night. It was like eating a Crunchie wrapped in chamois leather.
Ozzy Osbourne
#Night

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
Ozzy Osbourne
#English Musician

What is this? It's music to get a brain seizure by.
Ozzy Osbourne
#English Musician