42 Total Quotes

Oscar Levant Quotes

Oscar Levant
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
Oscar Levant
#American Composer

Oscar Levant
I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin.
Oscar Levant
#American Composer #Celebrity

Oscar Levant
I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.
Oscar Levant
#American Composer

Oscar Levant
Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
Oscar Levant
#American Composer #Experience

Oscar Levant
I am no more humble than my talents require.
Oscar Levant
#American Composer #Humility

Oscar Levant
An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall.
Oscar Levant
#Aphorisms And Epigrams

Oscar Levant
There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Oscar Levant
#American Composer #Genius

Oscar Levant
Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
Oscar Levant
#American Composer

Oscar Levant
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left
Oscar Levant
#Genius

Oscar Levant
Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.
Oscar Levant
#American Composer #Hollywood

Oscar Levant
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Oscar Levant
#American Composer

Oscar Levant
I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the ones that keep me walking the floors at night.
Oscar Levant
#Enemies #American Composer

Oscar Levant
I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy.
Oscar Levant
#American Composer

Oscar Levant
A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it first
Oscar Levant
#Humorous

Oscar Levant
I once said cynically of a politician, ""He'll double-cross that bridge when he comes to it
Oscar Levant
#Politicians

Oscar Levant
Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. [On Dwight D. Eisenhower]
Oscar Levant
#Indecision

Oscar Levant
Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision.
Oscar Levant
#American Composer

Oscar Levant
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
Oscar Levant
#American Composer #Character

Oscar Levant
I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself.
Oscar Levant
#American Composer

Oscar Levant
I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
Oscar Levant
#American Composer

Oscar Levant
A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.
Oscar Levant
#American Composer

Oscar Levant
I think a lot of Bernstein - but not as much as he does.
Oscar Levant
#American Composer

Oscar Levant
I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
Oscar Levant
#American Composer