34 Total Quotes

Nancy Cartwright Quotes

Nancy Cartwright
I think its ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gas
Nancy Cartwright
#Simpson

Nancy Cartwright
Grammar is not a time of waste
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#Grammar

Nancy Cartwright
Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
Nancy Cartwright
#American Actress

Nancy Cartwright
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy. If you'd like to learn more about war, there's lots of books in your local library, many of them with cool, gory pictures.
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#Boys

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Cool, I broke his brain!
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#Brain

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I will not re-transmit without the express permission of Major League Baseball
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#Baseball

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All he does is lie there like an unemployed whale.
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#Lies And Lying

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Life is a paradox, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't
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#Life

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I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!
Nancy Cartwright
#American Actress

Nancy Cartwright
The boys room is not a water park
Nancy Cartwright
#Boys

Nancy Cartwright
Goldfish don't bounce
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#Bounce

Nancy Cartwright
Kiss you? But Dad, I'm your kid!
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#Dad

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The President did it' is not an excuse
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#Excuse

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Ralph won't "morph" if you squeeze him hard enough
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#Hard

Nancy Cartwright
The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan
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#Satan

Nancy Cartwright
What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it.
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#Trying

Nancy Cartwright
I'm Bart Simpson, who the Hell are you?
Nancy Cartwright
#Hell

Nancy Cartwright
High explosives and school don't mix
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#School

Nancy Cartwright
A fire drill does not demand a fire
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#Fire

Nancy Cartwright
Hillbillies are people too
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#People

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Mud is not one of the 4 food groups
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#Food

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My homework was not stolen by a one-armed man
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#Man

Nancy Cartwright
My mom is not dating Jerry Seinfeld
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#Dating

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I can't see dead people
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#People

Nancy Cartwright
This punishment is not boring and pointless
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#Punishment

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There are plenty of businesses like show business
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#Business

Nancy Cartwright
The Christmas Pageant does not stink
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#Christmas

Nancy Cartwright
Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.
Nancy Cartwright
#American Actress

Nancy Cartwright
Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.
Nancy Cartwright
#American Actress

Nancy Cartwright
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.
Nancy Cartwright
#American Actress