13 Total Quotes

Mort Sahl Quotes

Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.
Mort Sahl
#Canadian Journalist #Nixon

Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.
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#Canadian Journalist

Liberals feel unworthy of their possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they've stolen.
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#Canadian Journalist

The bravest thing that men do is love women
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#Cute Love #Sweet Love #Quote of the Day #Love #Cute #Funny

A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.
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#Canadian Journalist

My life needs editing.
Mort Sahl
#Canadian Journalist

People tell me there are a lot of guys like me, which doesn't explain why I'm lonely.
Mort Sahl
#Canadian Journalist