80 Total Quotes

Kinky Friedman Quotes

Kinky Friedman
If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus.
Kinky Friedman
#American Musician #Civil Rights

Kinky Friedman
But believe me, we can win this thing with a big turnout. And Rick Perry knows it. That's what the Jesse Ventura guys are telling us.
Kinky Friedman
#Believe

Kinky Friedman
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.
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#American Musician #Love #Editor's Pick #Quote of the Day

Kinky Friedman
Jesse is a virtual gold mine of information. He's been through the fire. He knows what works and doesn't work.
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#Fire

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I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.
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#American Musician

Kinky Friedman
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
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#Beauty

Kinky Friedman
I don't see how the people who created the problem can fix it. Texas is worth fighting for, and the best way to fight is to get the politicians out of politics.
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#Fighting

Kinky Friedman
I'm a gambler, and now I'm betting on Texas,
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#Betting

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I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain
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#Man

Kinky Friedman
Whatever we're going to do, we're going to make it fun.
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#Fun

Kinky Friedman
You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
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#American Musician #Life

Kinky Friedman
If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!
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#Justice

Kinky Friedman
A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life.
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#American Musician #Childhood

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Why the Hell Not?
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#Hell

Kinky Friedman
I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.
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#American Musician

Kinky Friedman
This is a true moment in history. When we get on the ballot, we'll be making history.
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#History

Kinky Friedman
The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'
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#American Musician #God

Kinky Friedman
Every 150 years we have a revolution in Texas and this is it.
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#Revolution

Kinky Friedman
There will be a whole new spirit blowing through Texas. There will be a smile on everybody's face and a chill up the spine of every politician.
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#Smile

Kinky Friedman
Remember, I'm not running against Rick Perry; I'm running against apathy,
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#Apathy

Kinky Friedman
We'll be on the ballot. I think the soul of Texas is riding on this campaign.
Kinky Friedman
#Soul

Kinky Friedman
I've always said that this campaign is running on the coin of the spirit. I've also said a journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. This spiritual journey to the Governor's mansion is a long one, and we are going to need some help.
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#Journey

Kinky Friedman
She has a lot of money, I think. We don't. Of course, the governor does. We have a government of the money, by the money and for the money. ... That's not the American dream.
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#Government