146 Total Quotes

Kin Hubbard Quotes

If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation
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#People

Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
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#American Journalist

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it
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#Funny #Quote of the Day

Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.
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#American Journalist

It seems to make an auto driver mad if he misses you.
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#Drivers

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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#American Journalist

If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us
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#Labor

I'll say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that's more than I can say for prosperity
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#Adversity

You won't skid if you stay in a rut.
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#Inaction

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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#American Journalist

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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#American Journalist

The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing
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#Babies

There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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#American Journalist #Defeat

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best
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#Home

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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#American Journalist #Happiness

A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.
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#American Journalist

It's what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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#American Journalist

Many a family tree needs trimming
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#Family

There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them
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#Woman

When a fellow says it ain't the money but the principle of the thing, it's the money
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#Money

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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#American Journalist #Money

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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#American Journalist #Fun

Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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#American Journalist #Honesty

Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid
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#Conservative