6 Total Quotes

Joy Maniscalco Quotes

why would you want a man that isn't completely yours? I don't even like sharing my dessert, let alone a person! To be even more blunt, I don't even like when people double dip their chips, so why would I want someone who double dips their dick?
Joy Maniscalco
#Cheating

When you do find love--real love, it's the most wonderful, awful feeling in the world. There's nothing like it. Love can make you feel invincible and vulnerable all at the same time. You're trusting someone with the most precious part of you...your heart
Joy Maniscalco
#Heart

The common misconception is that women who like to be treated a certain way are high maintenance. It's not being high maintenance, it's called having class
Joy Maniscalco
#Class

Some day you'll have someone worth holding on to... Someone who won't ever want to let you go...Someone who won't make you wonder if they were the one who got away, because that someone will be right there beside you, thanking the other someone who let you get away.
Joy Maniscalco
#Dating

I don't need a man to make me happy. I want a man who adds to my happiness in a way that is so indescribable, not even Webster could find written word to explain it.
Joy Maniscalco
#Happiness

Don't be anyone's side dish. If you're in this kind of situation and I'm offending you that's just too bad, because you need to hear it. Reality Check- A man doesn't want a side of broccoli when he has a giant steak in front of him. FYI- You're not the steak.
Joy Maniscalco
#Cheating