251 Total Quotes

Josh Billings Quotes

Josh Billings
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
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#Funny #American Comedian #Animals #inspirational #Love

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Live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so
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#Income

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Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
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#Funny #American Comedian #Money

Josh Billings
There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: Twins.
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#Funny #American Comedian #Life #Editor's Pick #Quote of the Day

Josh Billings
Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
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#Funny #American Comedian

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If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time.
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#Funny #American Comedian #Hunting

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Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal
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#Scandal

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Plenty of folks are so contrary that if they should fall into the river, they would insist upon floating upstream.
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#Contrary

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The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.
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#Complaints

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Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.
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#Common Sense

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Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense.
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#Funny #American Comedian #Common Sense

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There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities and is only ugly enough
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#Charm

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There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
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#Funny #American Comedian #Forgiveness