251 Total Quotes

Josh Billings Quotes

Josh Billings
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
Josh Billings
#Funny #American Comedian #Animals #inspirational #Love

Josh Billings
Live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so
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#Income

Josh Billings
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
Josh Billings
#Funny #American Comedian #Money

Josh Billings
There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: Twins.
Josh Billings
#Funny #American Comedian #Life #Editor's Pick #Quote of the Day

Josh Billings
Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
Josh Billings
#Funny #American Comedian

Josh Billings
If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time.
Josh Billings
#Funny #American Comedian #Hunting

Josh Billings
Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal
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#Scandal

Josh Billings
Plenty of folks are so contrary that if they should fall into the river, they would insist upon floating upstream.
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#Contrary

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The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.
Josh Billings
#Complaints

Josh Billings
Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.
Josh Billings
#Common Sense

Josh Billings
Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense.
Josh Billings
#Funny #American Comedian #Common Sense

Josh Billings
There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities and is only ugly enough
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#Charm

Josh Billings
There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
Josh Billings
#Funny #American Comedian #Forgiveness