12 Total Quotes

Johnny Knoxville Quotes

You were about five feet short of a ten feet jump?
Johnny Knoxville
#American Actor

I don't feel I really had anything to prove, ... The part was offered to me outright, so I didn't audition for it. But pretty much Southern, ne'er-do-well, you know, father of a beautiful little girl ... Yeah. Yeah. Pretty much me. Yeah.
Johnny Knoxville
#Audition

Is this the worst you've ever had to go boom-boom?
Johnny Knoxville
#Boom

Get high on grass - the legal kind
Johnny Knoxville
#Grass

Jesus Christ - his weed is NUTS! I'm not much of a weed guy - I'll take whatever pills you have - but the weed, man, always hits me wrong. But you try and say no to Willie Nelson when he goes [pretends to take a toke and waves it in my direction], man, you CAN'T do it!
Johnny Knoxville
#Jesus Christ

Unfortunately, you know, it's been a while and he, you know, ... Kind of like oatmeal, you know?
Johnny Knoxville
#Kind

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind.
Johnny Knoxville
#American Actor

It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.
Johnny Knoxville
#American Actor

I just love that spirit that makes people do things that they probably shouldn't.
Johnny Knoxville
#American Actor

[When fresh content is added on Mondays, box office stars are often prime targets. One article reports that the Screen Actors Guild changed its name to the] Screen Appearance Guild ... According to a little known SAG by-law, if three or more individuals with no discernible acting talent who got roles only out of kitsch value join SAG the union may no longer call itself the Screen Actors Guild, as the name is no longer an accurate description of its membership.
Johnny Knoxville
#Office

Bo and Luke are essentially good guys. They're just reckless as all hell. Mean as snakes, but in a good way.
Johnny Knoxville
#Hell

After that movie I wasn't very proud of my performance I got an acting coach, ... He's just helped me a lot, so much, and the past five or six films I feel like I'm getting better with every film.
Johnny Knoxville
#Films