27 Total Quotes

Joey Adams Quotes

Joey Adams
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions
Joey Adams
#Blessings

Joey Adams
People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.
Joey Adams
#American Comedian #People #Funny

Joey Adams
Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them.
Joey Adams
#Golf

Joey Adams
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Joey Adams
#American Comedian #Funny

Joey Adams
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
Joey Adams
#American Comedian #Funny #Business

Joey Adams
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Joey Adams
#American Comedian #Funny #Fools And Foolishness

Joey Adams
Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors
Joey Adams
#Money

Joey Adams
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.
Joey Adams
#American Comedian #Funny #Horses

Joey Adams
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
Joey Adams
#American Comedian #Funny

Joey Adams
Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.
Joey Adams
#American Comedian #Funny

Joey Adams
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
Joey Adams
#American Comedian #Funny

Joey Adams
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
Joey Adams
#American Comedian #Funny

Joey Adams
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'
Joey Adams
#American Comedian #Funny