33 Total Quotes

Jim Carrey Quotes

Jim Carrey
If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer!
Jim Carrey
#Patience

Jim Carrey
Green Eggs and Ham was the story of my life. I wouldn't eat a thing when I was a kid, but Dr. Suess inspired me to try cauliflower.
Jim Carrey
#Funny #Quote of the Day

Jim Carrey
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Jim Carrey
#Funny #Canadian Comedian #Grandparents

Jim Carrey
The money can be a hindrance to someone like me because the danger is that you start thinking, 'Is that a $20 million take?' That kind of thing, and being self-critical.
Jim Carrey
#Danger

Jim Carrey
Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.
Jim Carrey
#Acting And Actors

Jim Carrey
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Jim Carrey
#Funny #Canadian Comedian

Jim Carrey
I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, 'Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.'
Jim Carrey
#Coffee

Jim Carrey
My report card always said, 'Jim finishes first and then disrupts the other students'.
Jim Carrey
#Students

Jim Carrey
Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything, or creating anything. Period. If you ain't desperate at some point, you ain't interesting.
Jim Carrey
#Funny #Canadian Comedian

Jim Carrey
That's the trouble with being me. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could literally have a tumor on the side of my head and they'd be like, 'Yeah, big deal. I'd eat a tumor every morning for the kinda money you're pulling down.'
Jim Carrey
#Funny #Canadian Comedian #Trouble

Jim Carrey
Second year in a row -- what's going on here, man? ... I'm the establishment I once rejected. ... I'm the Tom Hanks of the Golden Globes.
Jim Carrey
#Man

Jim Carrey
I'm the first to admit this whole salary thing is getting out of control. In the final analysis, it's still about the work.
Jim Carrey
#Funny #Control #Canadian Comedian

Jim Carrey
Fun with Dick and Jane
Jim Carrey
#Fun

Jim Carrey
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
Jim Carrey
#Mind

Jim Carrey
I think I could go away tomorrow. I've already accomplished something. It's such a selfish business that sometimes I get sick of myself.
Jim Carrey
#Business

Jim Carrey
New management came in and they cleaned everybody out — so we hit the skids. We lived in a van, so I kind of know what happens to people when this happens.
Jim Carrey
#Management

Jim Carrey
Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. And you must be the Monopoly guy! Thanks for the free parking!
Jim Carrey
#Funny #Movie

Jim Carrey
If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!
Jim Carrey
#Funny #Movie

Jim Carrey
Well suck me sideways!
Jim Carrey
#Funny