17 Total Quotes

Jethro Tull Quotes

Give us Direction; the best of goodwill; Put us in touch with fair winds. Sing to us softly, hum the evening's song. Tell us what the blacksmith has done for you.
Jethro Tull
#Direction

The excrement bubbles, the century slime decays, and the brainwashing government lackeys would have us say it's under control.
Jethro Tull
#Control

Lend me your ear, while I call you a fool.
Jethro Tull
#Fools And Foolishness

Jump up, look around, find yourself some fun. No sense in sitting there hating everyone.
Jethro Tull
#Fun

She's a warm fart at Christmas.
Jethro Tull
#Christmas

Be sure to leave your underpants with someone you can trust.
Jethro Tull
#Trust

To tell the truth, I'd scare me too.
Jethro Tull
#Truth

I don't know about carry out, but you can carry me off to bed.
Jethro Tull
#Bed

How can you laugh when your mother's hungry? How can you smile when the reasons for smiling are wrong?
Jethro Tull
#Smile

Sitting on a park bench, eyeing up little girls with bad intent.
Jethro Tull
#Girls

Everyone's saved, we're in the grave. See you there for afternoon tea.
Jethro Tull
#Tea

My words are a whisper, your deafness a shout.
Jethro Tull
#Words

He is the God of nothing, if that is all you can see. He is the God of everything, he's inside you and me.
Jethro Tull
#God

A sweetly scented angel fell, she laid her head upon my disbelief, and battled with me with her ever smile.
Jethro Tull
#Smile

I came across Mother Goose, so I turned her loose, she was screaming.
Jethro Tull
#Mother

Who the hell can he be? He's never had V.D.
Jethro Tull
#Hell

You set your wealth in Godly deeds against the seeds you've laid.
Jethro Tull
#Wealth