54 Total Quotes

Jerry Lewis Quotes

It will be the greatest appropriations outlay for a disaster in the history of doing this,
Jerry Lewis
#Disaster

We intend to support our troops as long as they have to serve in this region and are faced with this challenge, (it) is very, very important and Milosevic is watching the members today.
Jerry Lewis
#Support

The leader and the speaker gave their word to our members. We can?t ask for any more than that from our speaker.
Jerry Lewis
#Ask

While the needs of 'my kids' are with us all year round, Hurricane Katrina is a national disaster on a scale that's difficult to comprehend,
Jerry Lewis
#Disaster

I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get out of seeing kids realize there is hope.
Jerry Lewis
#American Comedian #Life #Funny

The Doc told me I had a dual personality. Then he lays an 82 dollar bill on me, so I give him 41 bucks and say, 'Get the other 41 bucks from the other guy.'
Jerry Lewis
#Personality

I've had great success being a total idiot.
Jerry Lewis
#American Comedian #Success #Funny

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius.
Jerry Lewis
#American Comedian #Funny #Genius

When I sit back and think a little more rationally, I realize my life is half, so I must learn to do things halfway. I just have to learn to try to be good at being a half a person ... and get on with my life.
Jerry Lewis
#Life

Pity? You don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay in your house!
Jerry Lewis
#American Comedian #Funny #Pity

I get paid for what most kids get punished for.
Jerry Lewis
#American Comedian #Funny #Kids

Every man’s dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.
Jerry Lewis
#Man

A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit, ... I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world.
Jerry Lewis
#Comedy

Of course, I’m not surprised. The American people have never let me down.
Jerry Lewis
#People

Dean and Me: (A Love Story)
Jerry Lewis
#Love

The danger for children today, honey, is the news. Keep them away from news on television and you're going to have very, very fine, natural children.
Jerry Lewis
#American Comedian #Children #Funny

Dean and Me
Jerry Lewis
#Dean

I don't know what they are going to be, but they are going to be historic,
Jerry Lewis
#Historic