42 Total Quotes

Jerome Jerome Quotes

Conceit is the finest armour a man can wear.
Jerome Jerome
#Conceit

It is easy enough to say that poverty is no crime. No; if it were men wouldn't be ashamed of it. It is a blunder, though, and is punished as such. A poor man is despised the whole world over.
Jerome Jerome
#Poverty And The Poor

Love is like the measles, we all have to go through it.
Jerome Jerome
#Love

Nothing is more beautiful than the love that has weathered the storms of life. The love of the young for the young, that is the beginning of life. But the love of the old for the old, that is the beginning of things longer.
Jerome Jerome
#Life #Editor's Pick #Sweet Love #Love #Quote of the Day

Time is but the shadow of the world upon the background of Eternity.
Jerome Jerome
#Eternity

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
Jerome Jerome
#Work #Short #Funny #Cute

Let your boat of life be light, packed with only what you need - a homely home and simple pleasures, one or two friends, worth the name, someone to love and someone to love you, a cat, a dog, and a pipe or two, enough to eat and enough to wear, and a little more than enough to drink; for thirst is a dangerous thing.
Jerome Jerome
#Home

It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.
Jerome Jerome
#Work #Idleness

It is in our faults and failings, not in our virtues, that we touch each other, and find sympathy. It is in our follies that we are one.
Jerome Jerome
#Fallibility #Faults

One we discover how to appreciate the timeless values in our daily experiences, we can enjoy the best things in life.
Jerome Jerome
#Appreciation

A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other
Jerome Jerome
#Responsibility

It is always good policy to tell the truth unless of course you are an exceptionally good liar.
Jerome Jerome
#Truth

But there, everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses.
Jerome Jerome
#Law

If you are foolish enough to be contented, don't show it, but grumble with the rest.
Jerome Jerome
#Rest

There is no fun in doing nothing when you have nothing to do.
Jerome Jerome
#Fun

It is a most extraordinary thing, but I never read a patent medicine advertisement without being impelled to the conclusion that I am suffering from the particular disease therein dealt with in its most virulent form.
Jerome Jerome
#Medicine

I can see the humorous side of things and enjoy the fun when it comes; but look where I will, there seems to me always more sadness than joy in life.
Jerome Jerome
#Fun

We drink one another's health and spoil our own.
Jerome Jerome
#Health

Some people are under the impression that all that is required to make a good fisherman is the ability to tell lies easily and without blushing; but this is a mistake.
Jerome Jerome
#Ability

The weather is like the government, always in the wrong.
Jerome Jerome
#Government

Among all nations there should be vast temples raised where people might worship in Silence and listen to it, for it is the voice of God
Jerome Jerome
#Nations