66 Total Quotes

Jack Nicholson Quotes

Jack Nicholson
I don't want people to know what I'm actually like. It's not good for an actor.
Jack Nicholson
#American Actor

Jack Nicholson
There's only two people in your life you should lie to...the police and your girlfriend.
Jack Nicholson
#Life

Jack Nicholson
With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.
Jack Nicholson
#American Actor

Jack Nicholson
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
Jack Nicholson
#American Actor

Jack Nicholson
What's beautiful is all that counts, pal. That's ALL that counts.
Jack Nicholson
#American Actor

Jack Nicholson
In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It's sure been tough on my nails.
Jack Nicholson
#American Actor

Jack Nicholson
[Streisand tells Democrats it's time to stop playing defense and go on the offense:] I hope you're through arguing among yourselves and distancing yourselves from President Clinton. ... Bipartisanship only works if you trust the other side. As we have learned in the past weeks, we cannot trust George W. Bush.
Jack Nicholson
#Defense

Jack Nicholson
People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.
Jack Nicholson
#American Actor #People

Jack Nicholson
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch
Jack Nicholson
#Funny #Irony

Jack Nicholson
A star on a movie set is like a time bomb. That bomb has got to be defused so people can approach it without fear.
Jack Nicholson
#American Actor #People

Jack Nicholson
Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.
Jack Nicholson
#People

Jack Nicholson
Just let the wardrobe do the acting
Jack Nicholson
#Acting And Actors

Jack Nicholson
When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award.
Jack Nicholson
#American Actor #School

Jack Nicholson
In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right.
Jack Nicholson
#American Actor #Class

Jack Nicholson
We'd be in tough shape.
Jack Nicholson
#Shape

Jack Nicholson
We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money.
Jack Nicholson
#American Actor #Race

Jack Nicholson
Brother to Brother.
Jack Nicholson
#Brother

Jack Nicholson
The blues and jazz will live forever, ... So will the Delta and the Big Easy.
Jack Nicholson
#Jazz

Jack Nicholson
a filmmaker we almost lost to politics ... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty.
Jack Nicholson
#Politics

Jack Nicholson
If they're just off by 10 percent this year, we're wiped out. To be conservative we have to recognize it could happen like last year.
Jack Nicholson
#Conservative

Jack Nicholson
I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.
Jack Nicholson
#American Actor #Woman

Jack Nicholson
There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television.
Jack Nicholson
#American Actor #People