15 Total Quotes

Jack Black Quotes

There's nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you're gonna eat it.
Jack Black
#American Actor

I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the Pink Panther theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock.
Jack Black
#American Actor

Don't be celebrities, because then you go cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs, You don't want that, do you?
Jack Black
#Celebrity

If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to The D.
Jack Black
#American Actor #Bach

I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools.
Jack Black
#American Actor #Kids

We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it.
Jack Black
#American Actor

Are you ready to have your mind blown apart by the most awesome show in the universe. ... Tonight is your night to rage against the machine.
Jack Black
#Mind

You're asking me to choose between two children, the one that pays more and the one that I secretly love more. With the acting, it's somebody else's brainchild, and I'm just sort of helping flesh it out; with the music, there's a special satisfaction to being the brains behind the operation.
Jack Black
#Children

It was really difficult to get any golf matches because everybody was already booked up.
Jack Black
#Golf

He is a great gentleman. He is kind of like the teacher and I am the mouth of the golf coaching squad.
Jack Black
#Golf

With the acting, it's somebody else's brainchild, and I'm just sort of helping flesh it out, There's a special satisfaction to being the brains behind the operation.
Jack Black
#Acting And Actors

But he's got vision, and he's got tremendous ambition. He wants to make the greatest film ever made.
Jack Black
#Ambition

You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.
Jack Black
#American Actor