130 Total Quotes

Helen Rowland Quotes

Helen Rowland
Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it.
Helen Rowland
#American Writer #Habit

Helen Rowland
And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.
Helen Rowland
#American Writer #Man

Helen Rowland
After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.
Helen Rowland
#American Writer #Love #Quote of the Day

Helen Rowland
When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they "don't understand" one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
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#American Writer #Divorce

Helen Rowland
Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.
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#American Writer

Helen Rowland
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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#American Writer

Helen Rowland
A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.
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#American Writer #Goodbye

Helen Rowland
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
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#American Writer

Helen Rowland
Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
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#Funny #Motivational

Helen Rowland
France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are ''made in America.''
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#America

Helen Rowland
A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her
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#Critics And Criticism

Helen Rowland
Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
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#American Writer #Art

Helen Rowland
"Home" is any four walls that enclose the right person
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#Home

Helen Rowland
No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.
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#American Writer #Life

Helen Rowland
Love the quest; marriage the conquest; divorce the inquest
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#Conquest

Helen Rowland
The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him
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#Heart

Helen Rowland
Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.
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#American Writer #Common Sense

Helen Rowland
A widow is a fascinating being with the flavor of maturity, the spice of experience, the piquancy of novelty, the tang of practiced coquetry, and the halo of one man's approval.
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#Experience #Widowhood

Helen Rowland
Nobody is quite so blase and sophisticated as a boy of nineteen who is just recovering from a baby grand passion
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#Babies