32 Total Quotes

Graham Chapman Quotes

Dressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies, was one of our staples.
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I do not really look back with regret on any feelings or problems I have had in the past. I think I am more able to accept problems as being part of the rough and tumble of life. There are bound to be ups and downs. In retrospect, when you've gotten pasty a tough period, it makes the good things that much better.
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#Feelings

World War II... did not happen to everyone, but it happened to most. There were people from Germany who were throwing bombs at us.
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We don't deliberately set out to offend. Unless we feel it's justified.
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It's nice to see that look of alarm on the faces of the others.
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I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.
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#Funny #British Comedian #Man

Yes, clothes dryers are monsters, and more of them should be painted... we did paint the clothes dryer on the set.
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#Clothes

Health care does not worry me a great deal. I've been impressed by some wonderful old people.
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#Funny #British Comedian #Health

Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed-that's me, love.
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#Bed

Other people build sketches after taking too many sleeping pills, but I never preferred that method, since I would keep dropping my pencil.
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#People #Funny #British Comedian

If this one takes off, it could make me rich beyond my wildest dreams. And believe me, my dreams are pretty wild!
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#Dreams

It was appalling that all this money was being spent in the area on new developments and to encourage tourism, and yet this issue was allowed to drag on.
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#Money

You know, Python should have won a Grammy for our musical work on the show.
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There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount.
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Death can really absorb a person. Lik most people, I would find it pleasant not to have to go, but you just accept that it's more or less inevitable.
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