25 Total Quotes

Gerald Barzan Quotes

I do today from memory what yesterday I did in passion
Gerald Barzan
#Memory

Absence makes the heart grow wander
Gerald Barzan
#Absence

Taxation WITH representation ain't so hot either.
Gerald Barzan
#Government

You don't have to fool all the people all of the time; you just have to fool enough to get elected
Gerald Barzan
#Fools And Foolishness

What is the good of being a genius if you cannot use it as an excuse for being unemployed?
Gerald Barzan
#Work #Genius

Success is the ability to rise above principle.
Gerald Barzan
#Ability #Principles

The only thing we learn from a new election is we learned nothing from the old
Gerald Barzan
#Elections

I wish I could be half as sure of anything as some people are of everything.
Gerald Barzan
#People #Doubt

Ten ancient commandments lousing up the fun. Along came prosperity, and then there was none.
Gerald Barzan
#Fun #Prosperity

Doctors and undertakers/ Fear epidemics of good health.
Gerald Barzan
#Doctors

Laugh and the world laughs with you, be prompt and you dine alone. For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth, but has trouble enough of its own.
Gerald Barzan
#Punctuality #Earth

Virginity for some women is the only virtue
Gerald Barzan
#Virginity

I wasn't affected by inflation - I had nothing to inflate
Gerald Barzan
#Inflation

If everybody thought before they spoke, the silence would be deafening
Gerald Barzan
#Silence

Forty for you, sixty for me And equal partners we will be
Gerald Barzan
#American Comedian #Funny #Business

You don't have to fool all the people all of the time; you just have to fool enough to get elected.
Gerald Barzan
#Elections

I wasn't affected by inflation, I had nothing to inflate.
Gerald Barzan
#Inflation

As lousy as things are now, tomorrow they will be somebody's good old days.
Gerald Barzan
#Past